Second session: Finn's comments

Session 2: Leaving Nook

The old halfling shuffled around his little cell, his bare feet quiet against the cold stone. Stopping by the tiny window, he tilted his head up, squinting at the full moon hanging fat and bright behind the iron bars. “Mockin’ me again, are ya?” he muttered with a wry smirk. “All free and floatin’ up there while I’m stuck down here. Typical.”

With a soft sigh, he wandered back to his creaky bunk and flopped down, staring at the ceiling for a moment before a familiar scurrying sound drew his attention. A little rat climbed onto his chest, its beady eyes twinkling in the dim light. “No treat tonight, Roslynn,” he said with a chuckle, scratching the creature’s head. “But I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you a story. Did I ever tell you about the first time I left Nook?”

The rat twitched her nose, settling in as Finn began, his voice colored with nostalgia and just a touch of regret.

“I should’ve known better than to hook up with those two fools. But the itch to leave Nook was too strong, and once I’d said my goodbyes to Willa and Kip, there was no turnin’ back. So there I was, standin’ in the middle of the night outside the cockfight arena, waitin’ on Jonathan and Inez. They’d made plans, you see. Grand plans. But me? I was feelin’ like a real ripe fool when nobody showed up. Must’ve been standin’ there an hour before I finally decided to pack it in and head home.

“But just as I was about to leave, I spotted somethin’—or someone—slumped in an alley nearby. Inez. Fancy travelin’ clothes covered in dirt, tear tracks still fresh on her face. She looked small, curled up like that, clutchin’ her bag like it was all she had left in the world. ‘What in the blazes…’ I muttered, walkin’ over. I shook her shoulder, called her name, but she didn’t wake up. At first, I thought she was sleepin’. Then I thought—poisoned? Cursed? Dead?” He gave a little shiver. “My stomach was doin’ flips, Roslynn. So, what’d I do? Poured water all over her face, naturally.”

He chuckled at the memory. “She woke up splutterin’ and flailin’ like a fish outta water. I just smirked at her. ‘Finally. Thought I’d have to drag you outta here like a sack of spuds.’ She glared at me, all sputterin’ protests, but I told her plain as day: ‘What were you thinkin’? Sleepin’ out here in the muck, all painted up like a fancy doll? You’re lucky I found you before someone else did.’ I hauled her to her feet, mutterin’, ‘C’mon, let’s find Jonathan before this night gets any worse.’ But, oh, Roslynn, it did get worse.”

He rubbed his face, sighing. “We went to the Wickham cottage—Jonathan’s place. Dark as a tomb, of course. So I knocked. His da answered, mad as all hell for bein’ woken up, and wouldn’t even let us see Jonathan. Inez wanted me to break in. Break in! Into a house full of people. That’s askin’ for a knock on the noggin’, I told her. But before I could talk sense into her, Jonathan’s granddad shows up. Old man in his robes, spoutin’ off about moon rituals and glowin’ rocks. Inez was eatin’ it up like a halfling who missed second breakfast. Me? I just wanted to get Jonathan and get outta there. When the old coot started openin’ his robes to show Inez his ‘glowin’ stones,’ I grabbed her and hightailed it.”

He paused, shaking his head. “We tried knockin’ again, and this time the whole family spilled out—kids everywhere, Roslynn. More than Old Grint’s orphanage! Jonathan finally showed up, arguin’ with his da about leavin’. His da said he could leave, but didn’t even wanna give him his travel pack. Pure spite, that was, showing a halfling the door without his lunch! Meanwhile, Inez decided to impress the Wickham kids by conjurin’ a glowin’ piglet in her hands. Not sure what that was supposed to accomplish, but the kids loved it.”

Finn chuckled again, the sound low and gravelly. “And just when I thought we could finally leave, we heard someone callin’ for Inez. Her parents had sent people lookin’ for her! We had to scram, but Jonathan didn’t have his rations. So we raided the Wickham veggie patch. I grabbed some carrots—good, solid food. But those two posh fools? They went for courgettes! Each managed to grab one before we had to run.”

He grinned. “Then we heard someone callin’ for Inez. Turns out her parents had sent people lookin’ for her. We had to scram fast, but Jonathan didn’t have his rations, so we raided the Wickham veggie patch. Now, I grabbed carrots—good, solid food—but those two posh fools went for courgettes. Courgettes, Roslynn! And they only managed to grab one each before we had to run.”

Finn sighed and leaned back against the cold wall. “We got outta Nook, and I had to lend Inez my hat and coat so she wouldn’t stick out like a sore thumb. But once we were clear, Jonathan started whinin’ about bein’ hungry. Typical halfling. Inez pulled out these fancy rations wrapped in green-and-white cloth with a bird logo. The smell of those muffins, Roslynn, I’ll never forget it. Thought I could resist, but my own rations suddenly seemed like garbage next to that heavenly scent.”

He paused, a wistful smile on his face. “The road wasn’t any easier. Inez was wearin’ heeled boots, for cryin’ out loud, and Jonathan was useless. We made camp that night, and those two wanted me to make courgette cookies for dinner. Courgette cookies! Of course, they were half-burnt, half-raw, but at least my stew turned out decent. Inez pulled out wine and a tent fit for a princess. Book girl might be posh, but she’s got taste.”

“The next morning, we set off again. By midday, we found the moonstone field Jonathan’s mad granddad had gone on about. The glowin’ stone was there, just as he said. But then we spotted somethin’—an owlbear chick. Now, Roslynn, let me tell ya somethin’. You don’t pick up fluffy critters in the wild. Their mama’s always nearby, and she’ll take your hand clean off if you’re not careful. Did Inez listen? Of course not. She picked up that chick like it was a kitten.”

Finn sighed dramatically. “And wouldn’t ya know it? Mama showed up. She rushed Inez, nearly took her face off. Jonathan—bless his bumblin’ soul—tried talkin’ to the owlbear. I’ll let you guess how that went. I took matters into my own hands and shanked the beast. Owlbear jerky’s some of the best, after all. But then the other two insisted on takin’ the chick with us. I told them chick-on-a-stick made a fine dinner idea. Inez didn’t take kindly to that.”

The old halfling scratched the rat’s head, his tone turning darker. “We pressed on, chasin’ this nonsense about moonstones. Found another field, then another—this one lined with black stone pillars. Ominous as all hell. Still no moonstones. And then—Jonathan, bless his idiot soul—fell down a hill and rolled straight into a massive spiderweb. Giant spiders, Roslynn. Big enough to eat a halfling in one bite.

“Inez—genius that she is—lit a torch to help. But she set the whole forest on fire! Flames every which way, spiders crawlin’ out to eat us, Jonathan stuck in the webs like a fly. I tried cuttin’ him loose, but the webs were tougher than steel. So I grabbed Inez’s torch and burned him free. Then we ran. Ran like the Nine Hells were nippin’ at our heels.”

He leaned back, letting out a long breath. “We didn’t stop until we found another field, exhausted and singed. Made camp there and slept like the dead. And that, Roslynn,” he said, scratching her under the chin, “was just the beginnin’. But I’ll save the rest for another night. Can’t give away all my tales at once, can I?”

Finn smirked, closing his eyes as the rat scurried up to perch on his shoulder. “Plenty more where that came from, love. Just you wait.”

Second session: Inez's diary

Session 2: Leaving Nook

(Also see: Second session: Finn's comments )

 My dear diary, a long day was awaiting me!

The day started abruptly, when I was woken by a splash of water in my face! Despite lying in the litter, somehow folded between some barrels, I had been deeply asleep. Of course it was Finn who was responsible for this rude morning greeting! And despite him rattling on annoyingly about me being so stupid to snooze at a dangerous place like that and what an ignorant spoiled brat I was, I was so glad to see him, I just smiled. “Where's Jonathan?” I asked him, trying to set his mind on a different track. “Wasn't he supposed to join us?”

So we headed out to Jonathan’s place, Fin leading me through the Halfling quarter of Nook, a part of town which I had not visited before.  Even in the early twilight I was amazed how this slice of the city differed from the Nook I knew. Fin led us to a shambly shack, with a well nourished vegetable garden up front (For a moment, dear diary, I thought Finn had arranged for rides, spoiled brat was too close to the bone..). “Here he lives,” whispered Fin, “and from the sounds I hear, he’s not awake yet.”

Standing in front of the house, we consulted in a whispering tone, finally deciding on knocking on the shutter where we presumed Jonathan would be lying inside. At first, there was no response, but after a third or fourth attempt, we could hear stumbling inside, the curious rhythm of someone walking with a stick. The shutter was opened for a bit, and the face of an old halfling appeared, asking us what was our business. This turned out to be Jonathan’s father, who was not very delighted with us visiting his son at this time of day. Our efforts to convince him failed miserably, both at the window and when he opened up the door to address us. Neither my skills in etiquette (well practiced the past period in my days spent grounded at home) nor in seduction (Please don’t go there, dear diary) were sufficient to persuade the aged farmer. As my father would have said: “They speak of stubborn dwarfs and blunt ogres, but it’s easier to reason with a dragon than with a halfling!”

Finn argued that knocking on the door another time was not wise, rolling his eyes when I suggested the staff entrance. Don't think I managed to convince him that I just had meant going around the house to check for other options, but still, that's what we decided to do. The backside of the building offered no options to enter it or contact Jonathan. However a strange even older halfling approached us, asking what we were doing in this part of town at this time of day. Once more I attempted to impress using the best of Gnomish etiquette I had acquired (Resulting in Finn stepping away grinnicking. Well I would show him!) And with result! After informing him that we were looking for a priest he started elaborating that it was indeed a perfect time for gathering moonstones, that he had done so himself many times many years ago. As I listened politely to this mixture of galimatias and directions, he offered me his map of the road to moonstone fields and to Magki (Something I probably could prove my worth with to my companions), which I accepted kindly. His next offer, to show off his moonstones, uttered with a lewd smile, I refused disgustedly. As my mother would have said: “They speak of salacious dwarfs and lewd humans, but it’s the halflings that a gnome should worry about!”

At the corner of the road I found Finn sitting nibbling a piece of cheese, a mocking grin on his face: “So I see you have acquainted yourself with Jonathan's grandfather.  How did that work out for you?” “Well, you say you're a thief, why don’t you crack open that shutter?” I countered, “How hard could that possibly be?” Finn was obviously not very enthusiastic about this task, reluctantly standing up and moving again to the house. From his jacket he produced a shady looking tool and placed it between shutter and wall. For one moment I thought that this could work out, when a loud squeaking noise indicated that he had failed in opening the panel and succeeded in waking up everyone inside. Not only the cadenced steps of the father, but the voices and steps of several children sounded through the night. With a bang the door opened, and a group of halfling children ran out towards me. “Are we gonna play? Will you play with us and the pigs?”. The kids started pulling at my tunic, and Finn being Finn decided that discretion is the better part of valour, leaving me to deal with this alone. More and more kids ran out of the house, and I needed a ruse fast! Somehow I managed to find the idea and the rest to kneel down and cast cantrip, conjuring a glowing moving pig kept in the palms of my hand. The children looked in awe and gathered around me. “Finn, get in there and get Jonathan out!” I screamed to noone, but out of nowhere the halfling rogue appeared and entered the house, shaking his head. 

Invisible to me, inside Jonathan and his father were having a terrible argument over Jonathan leaving. Not that the old man had trouble with his eldest son taking off, but he had serious objections with Jonathan taking his backpack with him. Their quarrel was audible outside and possibly for the whole of Nook, and things did not improve when Finn entered the fray. My spell however was dowsing and with my last seconds of control I sent the projected pigs running into the house, pursued by the youngsters. After saying thanks to Azuth (this must count as the first effectual spell I ever conjured!) and a few moments to regain some energy, I followed them in. Inside I found the place not only filled by Finn, Jonathan, his father and the kids, but a small gathering of halflings! There had been more people sleeping together in one room, than there would be in our staff quarters during a Great Gathering of Gnomes!   

At the table in the far corner, Jonathan nor Finn did manage to convince the father to allow for taking the backpack. Neither did Finn succeed in snitching the backpack away. I walked over, trying not to step on bunks, pottery or halfling children. However my gnomish etiquette nor charm had any effect on the father (These Wickham fellows were of a different breed of halfling than these Slynts!), leaving the three of us looking at each other in despair. Then Jonathan slammed his fist on the table, and walked away from us and his father. Though his steps were firm and calm, his expression was not, eyes burning like a red dragon! Never seen him like that before, and that was probably also the case for his family members, as all of them stepped aside as he paraded out the cottage. 

Finn and I followed him outside. As Jonathan calmed down a bit, we discussed if the backpack was essential for our trip. “All my food is in the pack, the really important stuff I carry in my robe. “ said the still trembling Jonathan, “But there’s one more essential thing I ‘ve got to do.” With that he walked over to his mother standing  by the well. The resemblance with my own departures was all too evident, and I started shedding a little tear. Walking back to us past the vegetable garden, Jonathan said his blessing, then he abruptly kneeled down and started pulling on some greens, hissing “We need food before we can run!” When I tried to follow his example, I managed to pull out a courgette from the ground.  Only to be rewarded by another rebuke of Finns: “When the two of you are done with harvesting crops, we can prepare a nice meal for the goons that are coming over!” “So stop playing with these courgettes now!!” Indeed a carriage could be seen in the distance and cries could be heard, clearly stating my name.My father had sent out a search party! “We need to go, and we need to go now!” I hissed at both the halflings.

The snoring of ponies and “clomp clomp’ of horseshoes was nearing and I tried to make it clear we had to move! At that moment Finn started unbuttoning his jacket (What is it with these halfling men, dear diary?). He took it off and draped it over my shoulders:“Wear this, and this too!”, placing his hat on my head, “from a distance you now look like a halfling!” (Once more he did well, valid point, diary!). The two halflings then discussed a route to take us out of Nook. Though Finn was pointing in a different direction, I felt the back alley Jonathan suggested was the safer choice. And rightly so, as we managed to leave the city without encountering the search party or other unpleasantness.

At a certain, hopefully safe, distance from the last city dwellings, ironically halfling burrows. Nothing like the shed of Jonathan’s family, these were the residences of the well to do halflings, some of them customers of fathers practice. We paused for a while after passing these last settlements. Acknowledging appreciation and gratitude (Showing off my gnome etiquette once more!)  I gave back the jacket and hat to Finn. We were now standing at a fork in the road, and had to decide which branch to take. We matched the map I had received of the grandfather (Indeed making  an impression on the two companions, dear diary!) with the knowledge and sense of direction of the two halflings. We decided to choose the northern more trodden path.

Contemplating our own thoughts (Mine and those of Jonathan probably aligned, thinking about the parting with our families, Finn’s thoughts a mystery to me, probably for the best), we walked on silently for quite some time. The sun rose above the hills as we walked the road, occasionally meeting forthcoming travelers and carts. Then all deep deliberations were interrupted by a loud, deep rumble from Jonathan’s belly. “I need to have a meal and have it right now! By now we've skipped at least four courses of a normal halfling day, not including additional tidbits”, the owner of the belly declared, sitting down and refusing to walk on. Appropriately I had packed some rations before leaving my parents house, about ten lunch packages of the Trans Gnomish Pony express (As my father would suffer travel sickness he never ate them en route, but having paid for them always brought them home.). So I offered both my travel companions a green white package, with the company's parrot logo on top. Finn refused, preferring his own stack of cheese, Jonathan seized it from my hand, unwrapping it swiftly, unpacking the contents even faster, and had eaten the muffins before I had time to untie my own bow tied package! Smelling and seeing the muffins, Finn was now obviously regretting his choice. (Never decline the gifts of this spoiled brat, halfling!)

After satisfying, well at least partly and temporarily, Jonathan's yearnings, Finn pressed us on to continue walking to, in his words,  ‘gain a snug gap from that rubbish pile called Nook’. Though my feet were by now killing me and I had to listen to Jonathan prayers, pleading with his god for returning to the natural daily dining schedule of halflings, we managed to march on for some time, reaching an open field bordered by trees. There Jonathan lied down, letting out that this was the end of the road for today (And, dear diary, I was very pleased with myself, not being the first one to give in! I sat down next to Jonathan, while Finn lamented about us being the saddest and slowest company he ever traveled with, “like watching a praying sloth racing a turtle on high heels l!” Ridiculing my high heeled boots, like these were not designed by the “The Acorn Atelier" for the wayfaring modern gnome lady, dear diary!!).  As I sat down on a tree stump, somehow managing to pull out my feet from my boots without giving Finn a hint of the pain involved. “Well, what are we having for dinner then? Would you be so kind as to show off the cooking skills you were bragging about and prepare me some courgette cookies, please, Finn? Would be so nice to eat something I plucked myself! It appeared that I had said something wrong again, but both Finn and Jonatan started working. Pans appeared out of Finn’s backpack, Jonathan compiled some dry branches and started making a fire, as I sat waiting for my diner. And miraculously, minutes later a dinner was served: a strange looking goo that Finn called stew and a charred slice, presented by our cook as ‘the cookie’. As a well cultivated gnome I took a bite, only to experience the worst tasting of my life! Dear diary, I was saved by my mothers good heart, she had donated me a bag with ‘déjeuner sur l'herbe essentials’ when we met for the last time at the staff door. Inside was a wooden canister containing a small flask of “Moonberry Mead”, a wine just made to wash away bad taste. (Diary, diary, both halflings were now watching me in marvel, and I picked up sentences like ‘princess of Nook’ from their careless whispers.). Though the stew was not something our cook at home  would have approved of, it tasted quite well and I complimented both cook and assistant! (Hopefully regaining some affinity with my halfing friends, diary?)

Voting led to the majority decision to not travel further that day (Two to one, I think you can come up with the names, dear diary). We decided to set up tents just inside the wood, a bit out of sight. Out of my backpack I pulled out the good old ‘Tinker's Trail Gear’ tent, not seen since my scouting days had ended, when I reached an age that entailed that sleeping outside was no longer considered proper for a lady gnome. Setting it up smoothly, then securing the tent with its dragon headed pens in a twinkle, I finally impressed the halfling boys, my sweet diary! While sitting in front of the little hut , I watched Finn setting up his tent, an old stained one in drab colors, not like my ‘moonlit black’ example, decorated with Elven silver reflection patterning.  

Poor Jonathan though had to cope with moss and twigs to produce himself a sleeping place, as his tent was left at home in the backpack! As he was dribbling around, I heard him announce that his God Chislev had messaged him that rain would be coming soon. “So nice of a god of nature to warn his priests for cloudbursts and storms!”, Finn replied. “Unfortunately, my tent can barely contain one halfling, let alone two.” I saw where this was going, diary, and decided to call the bluff: “You can sleep in my tent Jonathan, we will be taking turns standing guard anyway, so during my watch my tent is available.” Resulting in Jonathan’s gratitude and Finn’s disbelief. (Sharing a tent with a halfling man, spending the night with two of them in the wilderness, if any gnomes would know, I will spend the rest of my days in a Townswomen's Guild!) 

So that’s where this first day ends, my dear diary. Tomorrow we’ll continue our journey!

-- Day 2 --

My dear diary,

Like the day before yesterday I ended up the day with two red eyes, though this time not caused by crying my heart out. Let me enlighten you,

The day started out fine. Sitting guard during the night took each of us a portion of sleep, but I’m used to a night broken up in little and light catnaps. Poor Jonathan had had a bad night, blaming this on the idol hanging inside my tent (I know you don’t like her either, my dear diary). So after breakfast (A Trans Gnomish Pony express lunch package each) I had to tell them the story of Granny Thistle. How this old gnome hag was my father's most ominous customer. And how after a heavy fall out between the two, she gave me this idol in the hallway of the office. How I promised to take care of it until she would come to pick it up again. And how it would pop up in my sleep, guiding nightmarish creatures into my dreams. Finn suggested burying it right here and there, but I would not have it; a promise is a promise is a commitment (Yes I know, diary, I sounded like my father!). 

After some coffee (Don’t know if  I will ever get used to the standard for cuisine of our expedition?) we continued our journey to Magki. To me the landscapes and roads looked all the same, and the day and journey felt miserably long. Somehow the halflings did not seem to mind missing out on meals any more, walking on solemnly. I was hoping they would stop for a ‘third, fourth or tenth lunch snack’ or any other halfing snack moment, as my feet were hurting. Then at some, to me not looking any different than any of the grasslands we had passed,  point Jonathan started hopping and cheering: “This is where the moonstones are, this is how grandfather described it time after time to us children!” Finn and I looked at eachother, having met and talked to the old man did not give us much confidence in this. “No no no, follow me, there’s the field, there’ll be stones there!” We followed the priest into the field and surprisingly, found a large dark glass stone surrounded by three smaller shinier ones!

As we approached the stones carefully, we heard chirping sounds that seemed to come from one of the shiny rocks. As Finn was heading for the large big diamond-like stone, Jonathan and I examined the surroundings of the first little shiny rock, only to find a little baby bird. Seeing its cute snout and hearing its mesmeric cries, I just had to pick it up!  Yet as I was caring for the little critter, sounds of breaking branches alarmed us. Before I knew what happened, a creature flew in from the woods and hit me in the face! As I dropped down in pain, a small owl bear landed near us. (Dear diary, up till then I thought these creatures as imaginary, at best mythical, but here it was!). Jonathan stepped between me and the owl bear, protecting me (No no, diary, let’s not go there!) and attempting to calm it with the help of a charm of Chislev. And once more his magic skills startled me, as the creature changed into a friendly posture. (Diary, this did really happen, I watched it with my own eyes, well rather one eye, the other one blinded by the attack.). For less than a second a quietness lay over the field, priest and creature captured in ensorcelled exchange.

The magical moment ended abruptly and brusk! With a roar Finn jumped on top of the owl bear, striking it with a fortuitous strike of his knife. This killed the beast instantly and  splashing this beauty with blood! A spray of blood landed straight in my second eye, leaving me blind and sobbing on the ground. After a while I came to my senses and started cleaning my eyes from the fragments of feathers (eye number one) and blood (eye number two). Getting back up I found Finn and Jonathan in a staring contest, the bloodied body of the creature between them. As this felt like a fundamental impingement, I stepped in, seducing both rogue and priest with tear filled eyes. then pulling Jonathan with me: “Come, help me, we have to find the other babies!”. Together we found three of them, and I managed to give them a place in one of the many hidden pouches of my backpack. Jonathan then showed me how to feed them, collecting maggots under stones. (Dear diary, finding maggots will never be my favorite task, but it’s a lot better than removing the gross spiders that bullies at school would place in my hair!). While we were taking care of the babies, Finn had attached the body of the mother creature to his backpack. In hindsight it was much smaller than it appeared to me during the ‘fight’, and certainly had not the size as in the fairy tales! 

Taking care of the babies had made Jonathan lose his temper and I gathered the two of them: “Listen, we have the instructions your grandfather gave memorized. There’s a field of moonstones here, now we have to find the other two! Finn, you take the lead.” With that we climbed the track further on, leading us to another field, filled with stones as if they were an army on parade. “Good, but where’s field number three?” Looking around we found the forest edge leading to another footpath, this time leading down, quite sharp. Advancing Jonathan took a tumble and disappeared in the shrubbery.  Finn and I pursued, shouting his name. “Over here!" “ Careful, I’m stuck in a spider's web. There must be really big spiders living here!” Hearing this, Finn took off in the direction of Jonathan's voice. I tried to follow as best as I could, cursing the priest and his obsessions with spiders. Although there were really noises coming from our surroundings that sounded far from reassuring.

Nearing the web I could hear Jonathan and Finn frantically arguing over how to cut the prisoner loose. “What would really help is some light!” , I thought. Igniting a torch I tried to light up the scene. Now I could see that the two halflings were not making a lot of progress. Turning toward the source of the creepy sounds advancing on us, the light seems to reveal big hairy legs, pushing aside branches with ease. I hurried myself towards the two halflings, away from what was coming!

Meanwhile the flames of the torch licked at leaves and twigs. With every turn and step I set another piece of wood on fire! Jonathan, still stuck in the web, became frenzied at the sight and smell of the advancing fire, cutting himself loose, propelling Finn and himself down the descending path. Panicking just a little, I chased them, tumbling and rolling down the steep pass. Finally landing next to where the halflings were now standing. My torch was picked up, extinguished and handed back to me by Finn: “Here you are, my princess, please do not use your elven wand again when in the woods”. My riposte that by making a firewall between us and the giant spiders, I had saved the day did not impress the halflings much. Jonathan’s remark that all in all we did find the third field, did however, and we faced another field filled with stones positioned as a company of guardsmen.

As by now the sun was setting and we wanted to be fully prepared for the full moon to gather moonstones, an agreement was reached to first set up camp and rest a bit. 

So dear diary, here I’m sitting in front of my tent looking over the fourth field. Well looking is not entirely correct, as both my eyes are painful and swollen. “You look like a bulb eyed goldfish, princess”  Finn told me, as he handed over a cup of water. “Try to clean your eyes with this, perhaps that will help you.” (Oh diary, this halfing has such a talent to concurrently charm and anoy me!). A while later, as I just fed the three chicks, I noticed that the three of them look so similar to us: One is an elegant albino, the other two are clumsy, cross eyed nestlings. But I decided to keep that thought to myself.

So dear diary, two red eyes, but still no tears today. Let’s hope our moonstone gathering won't bring any...

Intermezzo: fluff happening between sessions #1 and #2

What happened before?

• First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign
  
• First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign - another view
  

----------  Jonathan's complaint to the City Council of Nook  --------------

I, Jonathan Wickham, humble citizen of this fair city, write to you with the utmost urgency and indignation regarding a most egregious incident that occurred on the evening of the 4th of Frostfall at the Drunken Badger Inn. The event in question was a gathering orchestrated by one Aalborr, a self-proclaimed "Master of Merriment," whose festivities have left a dark stain upon the harmony of our community.

As a frequenter of the Drunken Badger, I initially saw no harm in attending this party. Aalborr's reputation, while eccentric, did not suggest the chaos that would unfold. The revelry began innocently enough, with tankards of ale and cheerful tunes from a trio of bards. However, it was not long before Aalborr revealed a puzzle, which unexpectedly turned into a competitive race, forcing attendees to scramble amidst the chaos to solve it before others.

The chaos began when me and my two companions fell through a hidden hatch in the floor, landing in an unlit dungeon beneath the inn. The injury and confusion caused by this unexpected descent were compounded by the complete lack of safety measures. 

In the dungeon, we discovered mushrooms of a highly suspicious nature, likely containing substances of dubious legality. The pungent odor alone was nauseating, and the risk of accidental exposure was high. Having been exposed to said chemical component left me unable to render any action. That such dangerous flora exists unchecked beneath an establishment frequented by honest citizens is appalling and demands immediate action.

As we attempted to navigate the darkness, enormous and unnaturally swift spiders were summoned to frighten intruders. These creatures terrorized us, scattering our group and forcing us into perilous situations. The presence of such threats, clearly designed with malice, speaks to a complete disregard for the safety of the inn's patrons. Had it not been for my swift actions they would have surely overrun us.

To add insult to injury, we were served tea, a gesture that could have provided solace if not for its dreadful quality. The bitter taste and the mysterious, murky contents of the tea only deepened our sense of mistreatment. It was an affront to the dignity of those who had endured so much.

I implore you to investigate this matter with the urgency it demands. Aalborr must be held accountable for his reckless endangerment of the citizens of Nook. Furthermore, I request that measures be implemented to prevent such dangerous gatherings in the future. Our city’s inns should be sanctuaries of mirth and camaraderie, not battlegrounds for magical mischief.

Your swift action in this matter will not only restore the faith of your constituents but also serve as a reminder that Nook's laws and protections extend to all corners of our beloved city.

With hope and respect,

Jonathan Wickham

----------  Finn gives his account of a short meeting in a cul-de-sac in Nook, the first time after the events in the Drunken Badger Inn --------------

“Alright, so I’ve been askin’ around about Aalborr and his bloody birdman, but turns out no one knows much. Big shocker there, eh? All I got were shrugs and a lot of people wantin’ to tell me what they thought of our little ‘adventure.’” He says this with exaggerated air quotes, rolling his eyes dramatically.

“Apparently, I’m the talk of the Muck now. Half of ’em can’t shut up about how I ‘saved the day’ with the jelly door—and yeah, alright, maybe I did, but it’s not like I had a better option than takin’ a piss on it! Everyone’s got somethin’ to say about that—‘innovative,’ ‘disgustin’,’ ‘brilliant.’ You’d think they’ve never seen problem-solvin’ in action.”

He shifts uncomfortably, rubbing the back of his neck. “And for some reason, I’m gettin’ grief over what you two were up to! ‘Finn’s got eyes like a hawk,’ they say. Or worse: ‘Oi, Finn, keep your hands to yourself next time!’ Like I’m the one who… Nevermind.” He mutters the last bit under his breath, looking away from Inez.

“And the bloody scones! One moment of enjoyin’ some raisin bread, and now I’m the ‘snack master’ or whatever nonsense they’re callin’ me. What’s wrong with appreciatin’ decent food when you’re stuck in a deathtrap? But no, apparently that’s what people remember. Not the clever plans. Not the knives I pulled from that jelly to arm us all. Just… pissin’ doors and scones.”

Finn crosses his arms and leans back, trying to look indifferent but clearly annoyed. “So yeah. That’s where we’re at. Everyone in Nook thinks I’m some raven-fearin’, pastry-eatin’ idiot with a bladder full of solutions. And no one knows a damn thing about Aalborr. What about you lot? Heard anythin’ useful?”

---------- Sometime later, another entry in Inez' diary --------------

Dear diary,

Yesterday I managed to leave the house on my own and meet my fellow adventurers again!

One of my fathers clients, of course a member of one of the highest families, was involved in dubious affairs and my father had to guarantee discretion in handling this. Therefore I was tasked to serve as a carrier of sealed envelopes to and fro. (Apparently my reputation and chances of being a proper marriage candidate, went so far down by recent events, that I could do without a proper chaperone..).

This gave me the opportunity to look out for Finn and Jonathan in the streets. The thief spotted me first, logically, me standing out with my looks amongst the town folks. He agreed to arrange a meeting with the three of us and knew a discreet place for such an occasion. 

So I found myself in the company of my two halfing friends (Do I dare to call them that, my sweet diary?), in a dubious dark shed owned by one of the many relatives of Finn, a cockfight arena filled with screaming halflings and other folks. 

Both Jonathan and I were  not at ease at such a place, and it did not help that Finn was chattering endlessly about how he saved the day and was not being recognized for it let alone rewarded and been slapped while being innocent. Innocent, like I had not caught him red handed! (But still, diary, he’s a lot cuter than those pesky so called dignified Gnome boys).

Apparently Finn had ‘investigated’ the bailiwick of Aalborr, what probably meant getting drunk with some of his friends in the staff of the Drunken Badger. But still, he had taken much more effort than me.  All in all, it appears Aalborr was very discreet about his actions and people were not keen on speaking about him and his affairs (Unlike a certain gnome lady, point taken, diary).

Hopefully I'll be able to meet my friends (yes, I dare!) soon again, diary!

---------- A pledge is made, as recalled by Finn  --------------

Finn leans against the edge of the rickety fence outside the Slynt camp, casually tossing his stolen coin between his fingers as Inez lays out her plan. He listens in silence for a moment, his eyes narrowing when she mentions the Geomancer's Doorway. When she's finished, he whistles softly and grins at her.

"You're serious about this, huh? Pack your bags and march into Magki like we belong there?" He chuckles and shakes his head. "I mean, don't get me wrong - it's not that I'm eager to stick around and hear more 'piss-ants' from the Badger gang. And my aunt has been nagging me for weeks about stealing a 'family heirloom' that I couldn't even find."

He tosses the coin one last time, catches it in his palm, and clenches his fist. "And this Geomancer's Doorway... I've heard whispers. My cousin's nephew - Yago, you don't know him - came back talking about 'visions of the earth' and 'hidden truths'. Sounded like a bunch of bad beer babble. But if it's real?" His grin fades and for a split second there's genuine curiosity in his eyes.

He shrugs and turns to Inez. "Fine, I'm in. But let's get one thing straight: you're the brains behind this operation. And Jonathan can play the moral compass. I'm only here for the fun, the food... and maybe a few of those 'hidden truths'. Deal?"

He extends a hand and grins. "Just promise me one thing: you remind me why this is a good idea when we're stuck eating stale bread and tough meat. And maybe, just maybe, we'll find a stew in Magki that doesn't taste like it was cooked in ditch water."*

--------- Which lead to even more diary writings --------------

Dearest, dearest diary, excuse me for not writing for days, but these were hectic days indeed. Let me try to tell you all.

Arriving home after our meeting I used the staff entrance again, in line with my role as discreet messenger for my father. Stepping in quietly I could hear some of our cleaning and kitchen staff chatting amongst themselves. “Hey, how do you know that your house was plundered by a goblin thief? The lock is picked and your stuff is gone. And how do you find out that an Ogre burglar has robbed your house? No, no, let me tell you: Not only is your stuff missing, but also the door!” “And finally, how would you notice that a halfling thief was the culprit? Well, your stuff and doors would be gone, and on top of that the place is stinking of piss!” A roar of laughter followed, only to collapse when the maids realized I was standing in the doorway. “Hazel”, I said in the most calm way I could muster, “Since you demonstrate such a knowledge of the body waste of the different races, could you be so kind as to clean out the reception room. Yesterday my father entertained a group of dwarven customers. "Thank you!” Without  further glancing I walked away, leaving a silent room that bursted out once again after I had rounded the corner to the stairs.

Climbing up I found my father waiting on top of the stairway. After a long sigh he sermoned me: “So my messenger returns, took your time to find your way in the city of Nook, delivering my messages. Or did you have additional affairs to attend to, meeting those halfing suitors of yours? Helm may strike me, all those years of working and providing.  Your mother and I came to this town and managed to gain some well doing and prestige. So she did not bear me a son, but still. And you, you could have been married into a proper family! But no, you had to be special, not a suitable spouse for a gnome gentleman,  showing off that you’re smart. And what did it gain you? Bullied at school, despised and feared by all marriage candidates. With your features and the stature of our solicitors practice, the best houses would have been willing to accept you...Oh, at some point I was even negotiating with heads of families like the Stardusts and Moonstones (Well diary, I could claim there was some sort of flattery hidden there). But by now,  I could only say 'thank you, good sir' very very politely when I was invited to the table by old Shadowbrook!”. 

My dearest diary, by now I was sobbing! My father who I respected despite his weaknesses and decline was flaying me. And on top of that, the thought of Silas Shadowbrook as my groom! The meanest bully of my school years, looking more like a bleached goblin that a gnome! When I tried to interrupt his plaint he placed his finger on my mouth to hush me and continued: “Hush, no complaints, no objections, no nothing! This is the best and probably last change for you to become a decent gnomish lady! The Shadowbrooks may be a bit abstruse, but they’re an old respected family, and well off. And let me add to this: From this moment till the moment the carriage arrives, you will be confined to your room!” With that he escorted me to my room and locked the door behind me.

Oh diary, I felt broken and betrayed. And knew I had not much time to escape this scheme. Luckily I had obtained a copy of several keys of the house, including that of my room, in the years working in the practice. And I was a little prepared, my old school backpack was filled with my knives, the booklet (of course), the idol given by the hag (why?) and you my dear diary (needless to say)! That night I slipped away, moving quietly through the house to the solicitor's office. There I took forty gold coins, one for a month's work, a reasonable even low salary. From there I headed to the staff entrance. As I reached the door I looked sideways into the kitchen, only to find my mother sitting there at the kitchen table!

“Please have a chair, dear daughter!” As I sat trembling, she continued: “I know the two of us don't see eye to eye a lot of times, while you and your father find each other easily, or at least that used to be the case. He is not a bad gnome, he married me when there was no change for me to ever find a husband again. He and I had to break with our clans and moved to the city of Nook. It was the worst of times, it was the best of times.” “It hurts to see you running away like we did, but I understand, I even think he will. And I understand we don’t have time now, just please promise me to return one day!” We both stood up, hugged and for the second time that day my eyes were filled with tears. “Now go!” she said, opening the door to the streets.

Hiding myself deeply in my dark cloak I negotiated the dark alleys of Nook to find shelter between some barrels. This is how Finn must cope everyday I thought. How I’m ever going to abide this kind of life! Though there’s no way back, the three of us  shook hands on it! There’s no way back you little gnomish girl! Unless you want to become Mrs. Shadowbrook, married to the scourge of your childhood. Well, better two halfling suitors than one gnome looking like a goblin! And with that deep insight, my dear diary, I fell asleep.

First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign - Finn's perspective

Finn’s Recounting of the Night at Aalborr’s Event 

(See also First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign for Inez'view)

The prison was never quiet. Chains rattled. Someone coughed. Voices in the distance. Finn leaned against the bars of his cell, watching the warden make his rounds.

Warden Halrick Greaves had the strut of a man in power. Two jailers shadowed him like royal guards. One of them—a mean-faced bastard called Arvin Quill, too eager with his club—lingered near Finn’s cell, giving him that look. The kind that said, Go on. Give me a reason.

Finn put on a slow, lazy smile, offering no affront. Quill seemed disappointed. He always went after the smaller inmates.

Finn glanced down at Roslynn, perched on a loose stone near his foot, nibbling at something. He nudged her gently with his toe.

“You ever been to a proper party, Ros? Not this sorry excuse for a gathering—I’m talking fancy invitations, free drinks, and folks too rich to know better.”

Roslynn twitched her whiskers.

Finn grinned. “Well, let me tell you about Aalborr’s big party. I reckon he and our warden here would get along famously.”

He stretched out, settling in against the bars like he was in some cozy tavern instead of a damp prison cell.

“When that green invitation found me, I figured it was a mix-up. The Slynts don’t get invites—especially not ones that scream money. But hey, I wasn’t about to say no. Free food, maybe a few marks to pickpocket, and some laughs. What could go wrong?”

He sighed, shaking his head. “Turns out? A lot.”

 

The Drunken Badger

The Drunken Badger was packed, rich folk dolled up like peacocks at market. They stuck out in Nook—too clean, too soft. Finn had barely made it through the door before some people started squinting at him like they might recognize his face from a wanted poster. But whatever.

Then he spotted Inez, painted up like a porcelain doll, and figured this wasn’t just some random get-together. Jonathan showed up too—man of faith, looked lost, like he’d wandered in by mistake. Aalborr, that smug bastard, made sure they got separated from the posh crowd. Green envelope, green table. That’s when Finn knew they weren’t there for tea and biscuits.

He leaned in conspiratorially toward Roslynn. “Now, Roslynn, when you’re in a room full of rich folk wearing their finest, with their attention elsewhere, you don’t listen to what’s being said—you spot your marks. But maybe I should’ve paid attention.”

The floor disappeared beneath them.

 

One second, Finn was standing with Jonathan and Inez. The next, he was eating dirt in the dark. They’d dropped into a massive underground cave, glowing and eerie, the air thick with damp earth and something... off.

Finn rubbed his chin. “First thought? Where in the Nine Hells are we? Jonathan lit up the place with magic. Second thought? Wow—up close, Inez looks...” Inez caught him glancing down her dress.

“In my defense, Ros, it was right there. If you put your wares on display, don’t get mad if they get noticed!” He scratched behind his ear, smirking. “She disagreed. Slapped me good.”

Old Finn absently touched his cheek, as if it still stung. “She had a good right arm; I’ll give her that.”

 

A Cave of Fools

“We’d landed in a big pile of dung, Ros.” The trio stood at the edge of a cavern, surrounded by mushrooms. A lake stretched across from them, and beside them, a raised platform offered a way to circumvent the first patches of fungus.

They started exploring, and Finn climbed onto a small platform. Jonathan triggered a mushroom into trembling, releasing an awful screaming sound, attracting a walking mushroom guard—a big, angry one, armed to the teeth. At Finn’s urging, they sneaked away before it could reach them.

“But we didn’t know where we were, let alone where to go.”

Mushrooms that screamed when you got too close, a giant mushroom guard, and then—the damn raven.

“Big, black, beady-eyed. That thing started squawking, and I swear it said something. Not natural.” Finn’s grin faded slightly. “And book girl? She wanted to feed it crumbs. Like we were having a picnic in the cursed mushroom tunnels. Jonathan was all for it too. And me? Well... sometimes you gotta let idiots be idiots.”

“And speaking of idiots—Jonathan wandered straight into another mushroom that released some spores and started screaming about spiders.”

Finn exhaled slowly. “Imagine a grown man flailing at the air, slapping himself like he’s covered in invisible demons. That’s what I was working with.”

“Inez must have gotten the taste of slapping men, ‘cause she tried to slap him out of it. Didn’t work. Now, you know I never go anywhere without a good bit of cheese. Had a nice old Smuggler’s wedge with me—tastes like heaven, smells like a troll’s armpit. I stuck that under Jonathan’s nose. Woke him right up. Might’ve been too strong, though—he bumbled straight into the next mushroom, and this one froze him and Inez both like statues. Drooling statues.”

 

Finn glanced at Roslynn, shaking his head. “So, there I was. A lone genius in a cave of fools.”

Since the cheese was too potent, he doused Jonathan with cold lake water, which sorted him out.

“Now Roslynn, I don’t want you to think ill of me, but my cheek still smarted from Inez’s opinion of me noticing her dress. I may have suggested to Jonathan that I didn’t wake him up with water, but with piss, and that he needed to step up and piss on Inez. You know. Like for jellyfish stings.”

Jonathan wasn’t having it. Went the boring route—more lake water, no piss. Worked, but Finn still thought his way would’ve been faster.

“The old folks from the Shambles always insisted the tunnels were haunted. When you are there, you need to be alert, else you may disappear without a trace. Down by the lake, there was this little dragon hovering around. At least, I think it was a dragon, could’ve been an illusion. I swear it spoke, but the sound came from behind me and it didn’t seem friendly. None of us were in the mood to find out if it was real, so we pressed on, following the raven.”

 

The Jelly Door

Then came the jelly door. It was this weird, wobbly, hazy thing full of objects. They tried everything to open it—Inez cast some magic, which did absolutely nothing. Finn tried to work the lock with his tools, but it was like sticking a spoon into a bowl of porridge.

Finn let the others figure it out and took a step away to take a nibble from his cheese wedge and mull it over. Finn had seen a lot of doors in his life—locked ones, trapped ones, ones that led to very bad decisions.

Then he noticed something.

The objects weren’t just floating randomly. They were arranged. Like—Finn smirked. “Like a belt, Ros. A proper bandolier of blades. Which meant...”

He reached back into his pocket, pulled out a wedge of cheese, and flicked a slice at the door.

“The jelly ate it!”

 

Finally, their altar boy had a breakthrough. Jonathan conjured water from nowhere, and the door started to dissolve. Finn grinned.

“Now, Ros. I knew what had to be done. I turned around, made sure Inez wasn’t too close, and let loose. My piss blasted that jelly door wide open.”

He waggled his eyebrows. “Halfling ingenuity, Ros. It’s a gift.”

 

It worked. The door dissolved. And, sure, Inez was fuming—she got some splashback—but the door was open, wasn’t it?

The items floating inside were what he thought: four blades. He flushed them off by the lake, both to clean them and to take a moment to inspect them alone. Three were regular daggers. But the fourth? Special. It had a weight beyond what it should.

“You make your own fortune, Ross.”, Finn said tapping his temple.

“Nice.”

A Game Rigged from the Start

The next room was creepy as hell. Completely empty with a tea party set up for three with a sign that said, “What’s missing?”

“Inez was useless, sipping bad tea while Jonathan and I solved the puzzle.” The door leading to the next room wouldn’t open, but when Finn turned the knob, the teacups started to rattle. Seemed like everyone needed to be at the table. Inez and Jonathan drank the tea, and they seemed ok enough.

“Now I was starting to feel a bit puckish from all the action, so I tried the scones which were amazing! Reminded me of raisin bread and were particularly enjoyable. Turns out we were the missing pieces. Figures!”

Finally, they made it back to the inn. Turns out, Aalborr’s little party was actually a race—and they’d come in dead last.

Aalborr’s damn Aarakocra goon rubbed it in, cracking jokes about halflings and piss. He told them to escort Inez home and not to “get fancy.”

Finn flicked a crumb to Roslynn, watching her snatch it up. “Still can’t decide if that night was a disaster or a triumph. Probably both. Inez owed me for getting her out of those spores, even if she didn’t see it that way.”

He stretched out again, letting his head rest against the bars.

“But one thing’s for sure, Ros. Men in high places don’t get there by being the strongest or the smartest. They get there by keeping the game rigged. Aalborr, Greaves—same trick, different table. And me? Just another coin in the pot.”

(Continued at Intermezzo: fluff happening between sessions #1 and #2)

First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign

20250110 Session #1 (as told by Inez, gnome wizard to be)

(See also: First session of our 2025 DnD Campaign - another view for Finn's view)

Dear diary,

Last night was the most incredible night of my life! It started some weeks ago when the invitations of Aalborr arrived at our house. In bright colored envelopes they stood out from the letters, receipts and other papery stuff that comes in daily into my fathers office. Mine was green, obviously different from my parents' yellow ones, so my father tried being funny stating that this probably meant that I was invited for the childrens party. Ha ha! Little could he know..

Together with my parents I arrived at the Drunken Badger Inn yesterday evening. Had to wear my best frock and my mother instructed the maids to polish and paint me up earlier that day, so that I could make an impression on the sons of the rich Gnome families. Took most of the afternoon, but I did look good though! ‘If charm were currency, I'd be running the whole bank!’ would my father have said. During this torture session I managed to smuggle my secret booklet into one of the many pleats and even a small dagger, which could come in handy if one of those Gnomish heirs would become too amicable like last time.The higher the prestige, the further the fingers tend to wander...

But things went quite differently this time. After walking in and greeting our host, my spouses and I were split up, as this was what the coloring was all about. And instead of at a children's party, I found myself joined with Jonathan and Finn at a table; the two halfling rascals which I wrote about in earlier notes. A pleasant surprise, though apparently our earlier, supposedly secret, meetings had not gone as unnoticed as I would have hoped. Nook is such a small gossiping town! Though I hope the story of me meeting two halfling men has not reached my parents, dear diary..

Arriving at the table, I tried to pretend not to know them and introduced myself formally, which surprised Jonathan a bit and made Finn roll his eyes at me. Before I could explain myself, a loud noise and yelling announced that host Aalborr was starting his opening speech. The Drunken Badger crowd started yelling and laughing about stuff I could not fully get, just confusing parts about racing and mushrooms not being a party. Hardly seeing anything of the main stage and having my sight blocked by all those towering humans, did not help either. And then I saw even less as all of a sudden the lights went out and the floor under us fell away!!

Seconds later I sat on the floor of a dark cellar with the two halflings next to me. The priest somehow lighted up a dart he was holding, illuminating the room. How did he do that, I wondered, having failed so many times myself to cast the simplest of spells without success? I looked in awe at the shining dart, then in wonder at the landscape that it revealed, then in anger as I noticed Finn taking a peek at my cleavage! A fast slap ended that, before I could lift my dress back into a less revealing state while standing up. 

So there I was, together with two halfling male companions in a dark cellar. If my father had known this would happen, he would have me locked up in the attic of our house! For a short while we stood there looking around at the bizarre landscape, mainly filled with huge mushrooms, with the contours of a lake in the near distance. How could all this fit in the cellar of the town's inn? 

We started working our way carefully, the damp and wetness making the floor slippery.  Climbing a small platform we triggered one of the mushrooms into trembling and even producing an awful sound. This we're not the kind of mushrooms sold at the Nook markets! We sneaked away as this seemed to attract a mushroom guardsman. Still don't know if this was one of Aalborr ‘s men in costume, or a genuinely angered fungus. We decided not to find out. Luckily this armed monstrosity did not follow us further.  Enough admirers for one day!

At the top of the platform we met a raven. Somedays I follow mobs of these birds flying over Nook through the windows of the solicitor's office until someone notices  and forces me back to my tasks. Though my halfing fellows did not like it much, I just had to try to connect to this corbie! Magically the bird and I seemed to be able to understand each other and when I asked it to help us find the way and feed it some bread, it took off pointing us the right way. At least I was convinced that was its message. It took some discussion with the boys, but after Finn did some ‘I know the right direction thief trick’ the halflings finally agreed to follow the bird.  

With the help of the light source of Jonathan we walked further, Finn taking the lead. At least he was now looking out for troubles instead of peeking at me. It would have been an easy descent to the lake side, if  not for that priest Jonathan stumbling into the mushrooms. The first one just made him hallucinate about spiders. Finn and I managed to snap him out of that. But the second one left him paralyzed and drooling. And even worse, trying to push him further, I touched the same boletus, and there I was, not being able to move, slobbering like some of my fathers aged, nearly dead customers. And it was all the fault of Jonathan! (Of course diary, I know that’s not fair, but that annoying priest.. and me being even more annoyingly stupid...)

Standing there helpless and stupid, Finn came to our rescue, or so it seemed. Throwing some water from the lake into Jonathan's face, he succeeded in freeing him of the spell of the mushroom spores. But then, diary you won’t believe it, this fiend of a Finn tried to persuade Jonathan to urinate on me as a way to set me free of the spores’ ban!! Luckily for me, the priest turned out a much more decent fellow than I expected that a halfling could be, flat out refusing to do this. In the end he helped me out by filling his hat with water, then tossing this over me. You can imagine what this did to my make up and dress! Now I was furious at them both!

Before I had the time to decide to thank or kill the halflings, they took off, and I followed them to the lake, irritated (just a bit). To find there a lovely small dragon, hovering over the water.  Though I still don’t know if it was just an illusion. If it was an effect of the spores or a trick being played on us? The dragon, either appearing close by or far off; its voice coming from behind the listener or from its mouth, depending on who of us was interacting with the little beast. We dared not to find out what was happening, deciding to make progress instead of unraveling this riddle. 

But more riddles would cross our path. Following the path pointed out by the raven, we came to a strange gate. Not made of wood or iron, but of a substance not that different from the puddings that our cook produces on high days. This jelly was more or less transparent, revealing what looked to be some small weapons inside. As our attempts to open the gate without touching the jelly failed, I tried to cast a spell from my hidden booklet. Amazing myself (and probably the halflings as well) I managed to pull this off, summoning an invisible creature to open the door for us. However, the gate was little impressed by the creature. However, I was shaken by this combination of accomplishment and failure, hunkering down to regain some energy. 

Meanwhile the halflings were making more progress. Once more, throwing water seemed to be the way forward, dissolving the doors slowly. Then the two companions murmured and giggled amongst themselves,  upon which Jonathan stepped a bit away and Finn opened his leather jacket. Luckily, for several reasons, I stood some steps behind them, because Finn started pissing on the jelly doors! Though I had heard stories about halfling men, this was not peeing in any way I had ever seen or imagined. The poor doors were blasted away and drops of piss flew around, landing on my shoes and dress! Once more I could not decide to hate him or thank him. 

Later on Finn shared a knife that fell out of the jelly to both Jonathan and me, and even had the wit to clean these before handing them out.  And Jonathan and I accepted,  that because of his magical urinating abilities demonstrated, he was allowed the additional slightly bigger dagger. But that did not make up for spoiling my dress and shoes! 

Moving through the now cleared doorway, we heard noises indicating that we were getting closer to the inn where our adventure had started. Opening the door at the end of the passage, we hoped to find the great room again. Instead we entered yet another room with yet another door.  

Placed in there was a table with three chairs, the table set up for a high tea for three (well, not in a way acceptable at our place, but still.). On top was a sign reading “what’s missing?”. Diary, once more I have to give credits to my halfling companions for resolving the riddle. As I was sipping tea from a magically filled cup, just to find out that this tasted awful (and hoping that this was not caused by drops of Finn’s magic spilling over), the thief and priest somehow managed to convince the door to open. 

Looking through this last door we found ourselves finally back at the Drunken Badger again, obviously having missed the main part of the festivities. Aalborg was asleep on his chair at the main stage, the guests still around either asleep too or too drunk to notice our arrival. One of his bodyguards, the big Aarakocra, smirked at the halflings and me, mockingly telling us that we were the last of the groups to arrive, having lost the race. Apparently magic screens at the walls of the inn had shown all guests, at least those that were interested, our adventure in the cellar.  “I really enjoyed your achievements, small ones”, he ended with a smile (if a beak can smile), “Now you two half wits, escort the lady home, and try nothing fancy!  And please, keep her dress clean of piss this time” were his words pointing us to the door. “And you little lady, next time wear an odor a little less pungent if you wanna charm the Gnomish gentlefolks.” Well, dear diary, next time this oversized vulture visits my fathers office, I will get revenge and pull out one of his feathers! 

And so, dear diary, this is how the night and my adventure ended. The two halflings escorted me through the empty streets of Nook. We had a short and a bit awkward farewell. Not the romance my father is worried about (more the kind of romance my mother is warning about), but certainly not the romance I was looking for!

Upon returning I found the house quiet and was able to enter through the servant entrance without being noticed. This morning my mother ordered my dress to be disposed of (For certain she had watched our adventure at the magical screens!) and me to my room, adding that she had not deserved such embarrassment. Later on I overheard staff members making jokes and innuendo about halflings, piss and worse...  

It’s been a few weeks now since I wrote to you,  my dear diary. Since that evening I haven’t seen Finn or Jonathan. My parents grounded me and my days are filled with tasks at the office and extra lessons at home in Gnomish Decorum (if such a thing exists). However before going to bed I put some bread crumbs (stolen from dinner) outside my window, hoping to lure a raven to visit me.

Well diary, so far, I’ll hide you with my spellbook, and hope to write soon!

(Continued at Intermezzo: fluff happening between sessions #1 and #2)