Session #3 as told by Finn

 Session #3 as told by Finn

 Read: Session #3 as told by Inez here..

Waiting for Time to Pass

 

Finn sat cross-legged on the cold stone floor of his cell, back propped against the wall, hands resting on his knees. The prison was quiet, save for the distant drip of water and the occasional scurry of rats in the dark.

 

One such rat—a plump little gray thing—sat comfortably on his knee, chewing on a stolen crumb. Finn ran a calloused finger down her back, watching as she twitched her whiskers.

 

“Y’know, Rosslyn,” he murmured, voice thick with years of cheap whiskey and worse decisions, “prison’s mostly just waitin’. Waitin’ for the next meal, the next piss break, the next time they remember you’re rottin’ away in here. Now, me? I don’t mind it much. The old, we’ve already had our stories. No hurry to make new ones. But the young?” He let out a dry chuckle. “The young can’t stand it. They need things to happen. Can’t just sit and let time do what it does.”

 

His fingers drummed against his knee.

 

“Jonathan and Inez—they always needed things to happen.”

 

Rosslyn twitched her tail.

 

Finn exhaled through his nose. “Jonathan, now he was a bloody disaster wrapped up in a cleric’s robes. They don’t always hand out divine wisdom to those with the strongest faith. Sometimes they pick the ones who can take a beating and still get up smiling.” He smirked. “Jonathan could take a lot of beatings.”

 

Rosslyn’s little beady eyes stared at him, unimpressed.

 

“And Inez,” Finn continued, shaking his head, “Inez was somethin’ else. Too sharp for her own good. City girl, through and through, but with a mean streak like a noble’s bastard daughter. Thought she was all refined and proper, ‘til you turned yer back and found her pickin’ a lock or makin’ somethin’ explode. And—” Finn grinned, tapping the side of his nose, “—secretly? Hot as the Nine Hells.”

 

Rosslyn let out a bored little chitter.

 

“Oh, don’t give me that look, Rosslyn. I’m old, not dead.”

 

He let out a breath and tilted his head back against the cold stone.

 

“Anyway. We were out lookin’ for moonstones. A simple job, right? Ha. Ha. Ha.”

 

Jonathan, Inez, and Finn had set up camp in the middle of the fourth field, their tents pitched beside a standing monolith. The moon hung fat and red in the sky, an eclipse creeping across its surface.

 

Jonathan was struggling to get a fire going. Finn was up to his elbows in owlbear guts, cursing his luck. Inez had kept the owlbear chicks around and Finn would fling bits and pieces of their mother at them. The critters had little compunction about eating their mother. Something was said between Inez and Jonathan, and they quickly wandered off to inspect the monolith.

 

“Can’t say I was too bothered about spendin’ a bit of time by myself. Inez never could keep her nose outta things. Somethin’ mysterious shows up, and she’s gotta poke at it like a cat with a bug. See where it gets her and Jonno”

 

Inez pulled out her arcane focus—a fancy little prism—and tried to do a bit of magic—the monolith wasn’t impressed. Meanwhile, Jonathan, in his usual manner, had decided to tempt fate and take a stroll around the stark monolith. Of course, he tripped over a rock and smacked face-first into the dirt.

 

“I’m tellin’ ya, the man had negative survival instincts. If he wasn’t gettin’ hit by somethin’, he’d find a way to trip, fall, or otherwise make life miserable for himself.”

 

Then, the wind shifted. Singing. Soft, eerie, comin’ from the field they’d just left—the one full of spiders. Sounded like marching music, like something was coming.

 

The two city kids were fascinated and moved towards the singing. Finn scowled. “Nope.” Unconsciously putting a hand on his father’s iron medallion hanging from his neck.

 

“We’d best stay put! The Harrows….” Inez, being Inez, ignored him completely and walked off. Jonathan, excitedly, following Inez like it was some grand adventure and spider hadn’t tried to eat him.

 

Finn, cursing under his breath, went after them. But decided to walk just off the road to be able to surprise a—surprise—coming at them.

 

“Bloody city folk—no sense of danger, no survival instinct, just straight-up walkin’ toward the creepy singin’ in the middle of the night like they wanted to die.”

 

Inez and Jonathan followed the song all the way back to the stone field. The stones had started glowin’, eerie blue light flickerin’ between them. Finn, must have caught something from Jonathan, tripped over a bush, tumbled out onto the road, and landed flat on his back beneath Inez’s dress.

 

Inez raised a single, unimpressed eyebrow before pulling him up.

 

“A woman of few words, that one. Except when she was givin’ me a headache.”

 

The field they had passed through with the unassuming stones all over it, now a several stone glowing with an earie blue, milky light.

 

“Guess that old coot in the robes, that was Jonathan’s Gran’pa wasn’t so crazy after all.”

 

Inez tried to pick up one of the glowing moonstones. Didn’t budge. Finn, glancing around at the creepy field, decided speed was of the essence. He didn’t want to stick around for whatever was singing aways further back.

 

“Right,” he muttered. “If I get ye a rock, can we leave?” Inez seemed to agree without too much commitment. Using his knife, Finn pried a stone loose and handed it to her. Strangely, where it had been heavy before and Inez couldn’t lift it, now as it was light as a feather. “As we were trying to decide who was bullshittin’ who”, Jonathan walked up and started yoking about how strong Inez was. “I guess the priest wasn’t just sweet of animals”

 

“Now Rosslyn—you may wonder—why didn’t you collect the moonstones for yourself?”, said Old Finn as he tapped his nose. “A grey stone, that lights up once a month under the Moonlight. Who needs that? A coal can do that too! When you want! And you can cook on coals!” Old Finn looking smugly at the moving rat that was scratching at his shirt.

 

Then Inez, being Inez, decided one stone wasn’t enough. She wanted more. Finn, exasperated, took a bite of his smuggler’s wedge to steady his nerves, turned on his heel and went back to camp.

 

“At this point, I figured, let ‘em have their shiny rocks. I had an owlbear stew to finish. Priorities.”

 

“Now Rosslyn, I’m not certain what happened out there. But when Jonathan and Inez returned, Inez was carrying three moonstones, big smile on her face. Jonathan came back empty handed. And I kid you not; as they walked into camp, the Friggin’ monolith began to lit up, runes burning across its surface!” The ground rumbled. Then, with a deep groan, the stone slid aside, revealing a spiraling staircase leading underground.

 

Jonathan, never one to pass up a terrible idea, yelled “Adventure!” and ran towards the stairs.

 

Finn sighed so hard his soul nearly left his body. “Halflings are supposed to be the sensible ones. I think he missed that particular gene.”

 

Finn cursed and clutched his iron medallion, wincing as it grew hot against his skin—uncomfortably so.

 

Jonathan, always eager for adventure, cast Light on his dart and, ever the optimist, prepared to head down. Inez and Jonathan each took a moonstone. Inez made hers disappear down the front of her dress—like magic—and tried to hand Finn one as well. But between the glowing sigils and his burning medallion, Finn wanted no part of this. Inez simply shrugged and set the largest stone on the ground before taking the medium-sized one for herself.

 

As Jonathan and Inez descended the stairs, Finn—muttering yet another curse—stuffed the large moonstone into his backpack, unwilling to leave it behind. Then, grudgingly, he followed them down.

 

Underground Chamber

The steps were human-sized, forcing Finn to climb down carefully. They led into a round chamber with a stone table in the center, upon which sat three cups of varying sizes.

 

“One thought crept through my head; Had we wondered back into one of Aalborr’s amusement halls?”

 

Cursing himself a fool, he turned to find Jonathan eyeing the whole situation like some grand puzzle, completely missing the gravity of their predicament.

 

Each of the cups matched one of the moonstones they had taken. Jonathan placed his small stone into the smallest cup. Inez hesitated, refusing to part with hers. Finn, with a long-suffering sigh, swung his backpack off his shoulder and pulled out the large stone. He set it snugly into the largest cup. Jonathan and Inez frowned at him.

 

Finn crossed his arms. “What? I thought we might bloody need it.”

 

Finally, Inez relented, placing her stone in the middle cup. The room lit up, and the staircase spun away, and the monolith above slammed shut, sealing them in.

Glancing around; one end of the room had a lever on the floor, opposite the lever on the other end of the room was a door. Jonathan, naturally, tried to open the door and immediately failed. Inez, not understanding the concept of how doors worked, ripped the doorknob off.

 

Finn stared. “Well, guess none of us know how doors work.”

 

The priest of good cheer—Jonathan—walked to the other end, laughing, immediately reached for the lever without a thought or care. Finn grabbed his arm. “Hold on.”

 

“Y’know, because self-preservation.”

 

After a thorough check for traps, Finn, satisfied there was no immediate danger, let Jonathan pull the lever.

 

Nothing.

 

Inez, ever impatient, yanked it back—sending the entire room spinning like a damn carnival ride.

 

Finn, cursing and slightly panicked, turned back to the door. Forget the lever; he could do this the right way. His lockpicks made quick work of it, and the door swung open with no resistance.

 

Beyond was only darkness.

 

Finn called for Jonathan to use his Light-spelled dart to light the way. The dart illuminated little—just a single flagstone. Annoyed, Finn grabbed the dart and tossed it further in. Still, it revealed barely anything before the light flickered out.

 

Inez, fortunately, had the sense to bring torches. Lighting one revealed a corridor leading to another stairway—this time going up.

 

They decided to take the moonstones with them. Strangely, their weights had shifted again. Jonathan found himself unable to lift the smallest one, but Inez, for some reason, could. She looked relieved to tuck it back into her cleavage.

 

“She had this way of keeping things in that dress of hers. I tell you, I saw her pull out an entire focus, two vials of ink, and a bloody notebook one time. Like a wizard’s personal vault, right there on her person. Fascinating woman.”

 

As Inez removed the stone from the cup, the spiral staircase descended once more. “I thought we could get out, but I should have known better.”

 

The Cube

Finn, wanting to get out of this mess, started up the stairs. But Jonathan, ever obsessed with treasure, insisted they explore further.

 

“Treasure?” Finn paused mid-step. Damn it. With a resigned sigh, he turned back, took a bite of cheese, and motioned for Jonathan to lead the way. “If he wanted adventure, he could walk in the front for once.”

 

That’s when they heard it.

 

Then, from the dark corridor beyond, came a wet, flopping sound.

 

Finn’s gut dropped. “Jonathan. Shut the door.”

 

Jonathan froze. And started to call for Inez.

 

“The door, Jonathan!”

 

Too late.

 

A translucent mass lurched out of the darkness—a gelatinous cube. It surged forward, engulfing Jonathan before he could react.

 

Inez, still in control of her senses, yanked the lever. The room spun, and the door slammed shut—and slicing the cube apart.

 

Unfortunately, that meant acid—which Jonathan took directly to the face. The poor bastard collapsed, unconscious. Inez started crying. Finn, cursing his entire existence, grabbed his water flask and started washing away the acid.

 

“A man gets himself melted, and what does she do? Cry. Bloody useless.”

 

“Tear cloth for bandages!” he ordered.

 

Inez, apparently still concerned with decorum, cut strips from Jonathan’s cloak rather than her own dress. “Typical!” Between the two of them, they managed to stabilize Jonathan. But lifting him was another problem. Finn, despite his halfling strength, found him far too dense. Inez, ever resourceful, pulled out an arcane focus and cast Unseen Servant—a ghostly force lifting Jonathan for her.

 

With their unconscious companion floating along, the three—now four—climbed the stairs.

Through sheer stubbornness, they got Jonathan back to camp.

 

A Different World

Emerging at the top, they expected to find their camp. Instead, they stood in the ruins of an unfamiliar place, in a field surrounded by trees. Above them, the moon shone silver—not red.

 

Finn’s medallion still burned against his chest, and now his knives, too, seared his skin. He quickly tucked them away in his satchel. “Let’s find cover,” he said, eyeing the treeline.

 

Jonathan began to stir, prompting Finn to shove a piece of cheese into his mouth. The halfling groaned back to life. Inez, relieved, kissed Jonathan’s forehead. Finn felt an unexpected twinge of jealousy.

 

Then Inez, thinking of her owlbear cubs, mimicked an owlbear’s call. A deep, guttural growl answered. Another call followed.

 

The three exchanged looks.

 

Finn paled. “Back inside. Now.”

 

Finn smirked at Rosslyn. “And that, Rosslyn, is why patience is a virtue.” Rosslyn twitched her whiskers. Finn chuckled, leaned back, and closed his eyes.

Session #3 as told by Inez

Session #3 as told by Inez

Read: Session #3 as told by Finn here

Well dear diary,

We found some moonstones, I have a moonstone, but despite all that, our errand has not been successful, far from it! Let me tell you!

As told before we had made camp at the last field and the halflings had fabricated a campfire from findings at the forest edge. The long awaited moon rose on the horizon, blood red, as if Selûne was fleeing, leaving this night to Shar. That must explain the smiling expression of the Idol that I could see hanging inside my tent. Quick as possible I closed the tent door, as a feeling of edginess crept upon me. Next I  made sure the cubs were alright, finding them like myself snappy, in their case both figuratively and literally, gnawing at my fingers! Was it me, was it the influence of the crimson moon, but the whole atmosphere had turned into an ominous chill. Before walking over to the halflings, I tried to lift my mood: We were going to hunt for moonstone! I would get myself some real magical ingredients to work with!

My companions, however, seemed not that keen on a search for stones of any type. Seated next to the campfire, Finn made remarks in the line of ‘having seen enough adventure for a day’ and ‘these two will cost me my head’... Meanwhile he was deboning the mother Owl Bear, throwing some pieces every now and then to her offspring, who had no problem swallowing these. I could see that this was upsetting Jonathan, so I took the priest with me to the center of the field, where a huge dark stone was standing on its own. The black monolith stood against the orange sky, void of any markings that could reveal its purpose. Against better judgment I attempted to cast the one spell that, well at least at home, I had more or less mastered, trying to find any clues on the stone. Using the little shard of crystal I scanned the surface, finding a pattern of runes that made no sense to me at all. With Jonathan interfering, asking what I was doing, I gave up in frustration, following him on the path upwards to the moonstone fields.

As we walked on, it seemed like in the distance, marching songs were sung or played from the other side of the hummock. It asked the halflings if they too heard this strange chanting. Both confirmed, and Finn warned us to be careful, like we were toddlers making our first steps! Both Jonathan, who was by now almost on top of the ridge and I, both ignored our  perpetually displeased associate. Jonathan now called out, reporting that he saw a field filled with Goodberry Bites, some glowing up in the dark. Those halflings relate anything to food or candy, dear diary!

As I dashed up to look for myself, I was almost frightened to death as from the bushes a figure jumped me, crashing right in front of my feet. As I looked down, I saw that it was Finn, who apparently had wanted to keep an eye on us (or just me, dear diary?) in secret. The great rogue he is, he failed miserably and now lay in front of me, staring under my skirt. As he looked even more embarrassed than me, I left it with a remark: “Dear halfling, I thought you had some more style! Though, I suppose a little peek never hurt anyone... except maybe your pride?" I even helped him up, offering my hand, which I regretted immediately as his hands were still bloodied by the boning of the cadaver. Cussing under my breath I cleaned my hands with the help of some grass.

Finn and I were now following Jonathan into the third field, where some of the stones (no candy in sight!) were glowing softly in a blue hue. Once more ignoring Finn, who urged us to stay on the path, I walked towards the nearest gleaming gem. As I tried to pick it up, I found it stuck to the ground, no matter how hard I tried. Frustratingly I had to ask close-at-hand Finn to help me, which he hesitantly did, after I promised him that with one stone I would be content and would follow him back to the camp. Of course, with just a few strokes of his knife he cut it loose, and handed it to me with both hands: “Here it is, be careful princess, don’t know why you needed me, it came off like the cork of a bottle of ‘Second Breakfast Brew’! However, it’s quite heavy, so handle it carefully!”. As I took it up, I had no problem lifting it with one hand, holding it in my palm to examine it. Finn and I stared at each other irked, probing if the other was serious or was trying to make one look like a fool. This contest was broken up by Jonathans joking at the expense of Fynn that a gnomish girl like me was stronger than the halfling rogue! 

Finn's irritation grew even more as his guidance and alerts were further ignored by Jonathan, who was walking further towards the next fields, and me, moving greedily towards the next glowing stone. Gesturing and biting his necklace, walking back and forth, Finn was having a bad day. I, on the other hand, was getting in a much better mood, as magical stones were lying around me for the picking! Sweet diary, I know I had promised, but those stones, they were beautiful and radiating magic, I just had to have them! The second moonstone was pluckable without the help of Finn or anyone, just a small one, but still a beauty! Then I went for the third, the biggest one, with my left hand; it turned out to be an awkward shaped one, appearing to be hollow, but glowing all the same. Showing them to Finn, he lost his last interest as he could not determine the value of these strange gemstones and decided to retreat to our camp. ‘A halfling on an empty stomach is harder to appease than a gnome woman.’ my father used to say, often followed by ‘with the exception of a certain young gnomish lady’ (Haha, father).

With Finn away, Jonathan came over, drawing my attention to our surroundings, as the strange music had stopped, and the other moonstones had stopped glowing. The priest asked me then if he could look at one of the stones, extending his hand. Dear diary, I’m ashamed to admit, but it took me a force of will to hand over the smallest stone to Jonathan. Jonathan, the most trustworthy soul I’ve ever met! Still, the stones felt that precious to me! After looking at it, he just smiled and gave it back, without saying a word (making me feeling even more guilty). Staring at the stones in my hands, I followed him back to the camp.

Arriving at our tents, we found Finn staring at the monolith. The black stone had started to vibrate lightly and the runes that I had managed to read with my spell, were now lighting up like a tinker's spark on a new gear. Both the halflings turned on me when I told them that I had seen those runes earlier, and maybe (Just maybe, diary) they had a point in that I should have shared that knowledge, but I was not having it. Luckily (?), the black statue started to drone like a dwarven water pump, preventing us from having a serious row. A scraping sound signalled the slow shifting of the stone away from us, exposing an opening where it once stood. It then ended its move with dry cracking noises, like skeleton hands were obstructing further .

All of the night Finn had not been his jovial self, biting his medaillon, and now he seemed at the verge of panic. Jonathan on the other hand looked overjoyed, using his priestly magic to light up a dart (The natural, easy looking way of him performing magic making me jealous again), revealing a staircase leading down into the hole. He gestured to me to follow him down, but to do so, I had to clear my hands of moonstones. The smallest one was easily secured, placing it within my cleavage, the second one I handed once more to Jonathan, who stored it in his backpack. The third and biggest one I just placed on the ground, hopefully I would be able to pick it up later. Satisfied with myself that I was able to part with the gems, I nodded to Jonathan. “Adventure!” he screamed, amazing me and shocking Finn even further, then he descended the stairs.

All in all we had to negotiate thirty to forty stair steps, human sized, before we reached the floor of a room. A stone table could be seen by the light of the dart, with three ceramic bowls placed on it (Once more a test devised by Aalborr?) was the only furniture. Despite being underground, the room did not smell moist or dampen. Rather it smelled and felt unnatural, like a perfume bottled by a witch. As Finn entered the room, stepping from the last stair, the staircase spun up and higher up, we could hear the monolith returning to its original position, sealing us in. Before I had the time to panic or despair, Jonathan was once more yelling, claiming he had found the solution to the puzzle. He placed the moonstone I had given him into the mid sized bowl, gave me a friendly punch, and suggested ‘Inez, you have to place the small one in the tiny bowl.’ Reluctantly I moved the gem from my dress, then replied: “But the third stone, I left it in the field upstairs”. Upon which Finn sighed, revealing the third stone, like he was the greatest hero instead of a savvy larcener, then placing it haughtily in the biggest bowl. With both men now staring at me, as if it was me who was causing problems, I unwillingly placed the last stone into the indicated bowl.

As the room now filled with light, like the walls were radiating it by themselves, the staircase started spinning and retracted upwards. Above us we could here the monolith move back, locking us in! A stream of curses was produced by Finn, luckily he got no magical or priestly powers, otherwise this gnome would have been transformed to an Owl Bear chick, dear diary. Thanks to Jonathan taking the brunt of the reproaches and reassuring Finn that it would turn out alright, he came back to his senses. 

The artificial light revealed a fully round interior. Besides the table there was a door on one side and a lever attached to some mechanism on the opposing side. As I was standing closest, I walked over to the door, but failed to open it. Even worse, I broke off the handle, driving Finn to once more burning his fingers on his boiling amulet. Jonathan joked about the lack of strength of his halfling companion compared to his gnomish girly one. Which both Finn and I did not take as a compliment.

Continuing in his all too cheerful mode, Jonathan walked over to the lever. Finn blocked him before he could manipulate it. The rogue insisted on checking for traps before the lever was pulled. And suddenly nothing happened. Both men were still staring at the lever as I wandered over, and though it was evidently not a gnomish construct, I reckoned pulling it back could possibly do the trick. And sure it did, the full room started spinning like the Cogwheel Carousel at the Nook carnival. When it stopped all three of us were certain of one thing: we had no clue how far we had diverted...

It was all too much for Finn, who while cursing gods, the city of Nook, his choice of friends, and the ignorance of a certain gnomish lady (No points for him there, dear diary) rushed over to the door and started to work on the lock. Incredibly, within the nick of time a ‘click’ could be heard and the door opened. Nevertheless it just revealed a pitch-dark passage. Jonathan handed him the dart, but as the magic was waning, it did not uncover much as Finn threw it into the walkway. As I revealed the torches I brought with me, Finn finally acknowledged that I brought some value to this party (Well, well). Using one to illuminate the corridor, we found that it led to another stairway, going up. We decided to try our luck with that one.

But I could not leave without at least one moonstone. Strangely, Jonathan failed to pick up the smallest one, where I could without difficulty, placing it back where it belonged, dear diary. Curiously, as the stone left the bowl, the original staircase descended as called for. 

One halfling, Finn, wanted to leave immediately, using the original one, while the other, Jonathan, was insisting on exploring the second stairs. The promise of treasure managed to convince Finn, but not with much enthusiasm. “You lead,” he insisted, pointing Jonathan towards the door. The halfling priest looked excited and enthusiastically got out in front. Finn followed him, obviously reluctantly, but still gestured to me to form the rearguard. The moment Joanathan crossed the doorstep, the sound of drizzling bounces could be heard. “Close the door, close the door now!” Finn was yelling, as a gelatinous cube attacked Jonathan. From somewhere an idea sprung up in my mind, and I raced for the lever, giving it the hardest pull I could muster. The room started spinning again, forcibly slamming the door shut and crushing the cube before it could enter the room. 

For a moment I felt heroic, as I had saved the day with my action. Then I saw Jonathan, who had been splattered with the acid remains of the cube! He laid on the floor, deader than a broken cogwheel. My stomach turned at the sight! Kneeling near him, I started crying, feeling responsible for his death. If only I had not pulled that lever, or even better, had aligned with Finn and had returned to our camp! Even though I had a moonstone already, why did I want to go exploring this hallway? Little lady Wishwinder, my mother would have said! And this was a real dungeon, not just a racing track set out underneath the city’s tavern! And now this poor halfing was lying there, like a broken Cogsorrow, just because I had lured him to join me...”

Then I was pushed out of it by Finn, shaking me forcefully: “Come on, we need to help him! Let me clean his wounds, while you search for bandages”. Together we started working, Finn using water to remove cuby acid, I using a dagger to cut bandages out of Jonathan’s cloak. (I know, I know, sweet diary, could have cut those of my dress, but this is a ‘The Upper Gear’ dress. And that cloak would not miss a piece, where this dress would have ruined. Case closed.) 

We decided on trying to get him and us out, using the stairs. But even a not too stout halfling as Jonathan is quite a load. Desperately I decided to cast a spell to help us, and once more I amazed myself, as I not only succeeded in evoking a servant, but also was able to sustain the spell for the whole ascend! From the bottom of the stairs, with each step, I was mumbling prayers to Azuth: “Please help me help my friend, ..”, concentrating on my task to control the magic energy and the floating body of Jonathan, while climbing up. Eventually we reached the top, and with my last breath and magical strength I settled Jonathan on the stone floor. The unconscious halfling was still breathing and I muttered a prayer of thanks. All I could think of was how I was liable for his condition, regretting all the stupid things I had done the last couple of days. Sweet diary, I almost prayed to Helm to take me back to my parents in Nook!

Till then I had been completely oblivious of my surroundings, but Finn poking and shouting at me made me aware that, well, that we were not where we were supposed to be! A big yellow moon shone its light at the ruins of an unfamiliar building.You’re right, dear diary, never before I left my hometown, so practically any building would look unfamiliar to me. What I meant was that we had never seen this ruin before!  Looking around past the crumbled walls there was a field, bordered by trees. No sign of the monolith or our camp! Finn was walking round us like a sentry, fiddling with his medaillon, then his knives, claiming these were boiling hot, then cussing and cursing, all of a sudden stating loudly: “Let’s find cover!”. Kneeling down next to the priest and me, he place a piece of his terrible reeking cheese under Jonathan's nose. Evidently inventing cheese magic, as the knocked out halfling bestirred and even ate the piece of cheese! Overcome with joy I kissed Jonathan on the forehead as he opened his eyes. Oh, dear diary, I could have kissed both men, and more, but Finn’s stern look made me stop (or was he just jealous)!

Apologetic I stood up and tried to make sense of our situation. A great idea came to my mind: I could call on the Owl Bear cubs! The past day I had trained them more or less successfully to gather at my whistle. Hence, I blew on my fingers, producing a harsh shrill sound as loud as I could. All too successful, as it was answered, but not by the cubs. A deep growling reaction came from out of the woods, followed by the sound of wings sweeping. “Back inside. Now!” Finn pushed us back towards the stairway down. “Can you walk?” I asked Jonathan, “Will manage, I think” came his reply. I let him and Finn pass, Finn taking the lead downwards, once more carrying the torch. Following them, I closed the hatch, hopefully preventing any the incoming Owl Bear of following us.

And that is how we ended up back in the round room, dear diary. Hopefully we’ll find us a way back to our camp and the cubs. For now, we’re stuck...

Prequel: “Freeday School Shenanigans: The Day Jonathan’s Goose Saved the Day (Inez's version)

Prequel:  “Freeday School Shenanigans: The Day Jonathan’s Goose Saved the Day (Inez's version)

Read Finn's version here...

Dear diary,

As it was Freeday I had to get out of bed early! While the rest of Nook was still sleeping, I took a bath in preparation of being made up by the maids. Then as the warpaint had been applied, I dressed myself in a (very!) decent dress and presented myself to my mother, who had to approve of my looks before I was allowed to leave for the so-called ‘The Free Library of Oghma’. 

If only it would have been a true library! Instead it was a weekly seminary in a small building next to the temple of Oghma. Some well-off families of all the three prevailing races (humans, dwarfs, gnomes) of Nook financed it and sent in their children. Which meant that I, as a to-be-bride of one of these gnome children, was sent there as well by my parents. Of course, I had to be properly dressed for the occasion, modest but stylish, as this was supposed to please both purse bearers, clerics, teachers and a god. So all buttons tight up and toned down makeup, not the glitter and metallic accents that made me shine on banquets. And certainly no showing of anything indecent!

Such hypocrites, as during working days they have me serve drinks to my father’s customers wearing dresses with ‘proper’ view of my chest. Especially when old Goldwhisk and his retinue was in, my father’s propositions needed visual support. Just before opening the door to the office for me, mother would eye me up and down as I was holding the tray with drinks, then undo the top buttons of my dress: “Without light, even the most beautiful diamond is just another stone!” Abusing the situation and this old Gnomish saying!  Oh diary, I learnt to maneuver through those ogling old men, keeping out of reach of hands. (After so many rounds of drinks my mother would send in Hazel or Zibella instead, and me to my room). 

Almost flattering and certainly amazing, was that me dishing out was appreciated not only by gnome clientele, but by dwarven (not that surprising), humans (a huge surprise, pun intended) and halflings (Too many surprises there!). 

Let’s return to today and the ‘Free Library’, dear diary. I always make sure to be early, to dodge bullies on the way in and to find a seat next to one more good-natured student, preferably of the same gender as me. As the offspring of the well-off had reserved places on the front ranks, and the rank of my family only granted that I was allowed in but not to pick a place until all of them were seated, that could not be guaranteed. Today I was in luck, as the place next to Thorga Deephelm was empty. She is a dwarven lady, from a prominent family, and we had come to an agreement: In exchange for me doing her assignments in class, she would escort me home safely. Very much to my advantage, as I learnt to write Dwarven runes well enough to fool our teachers into thinking that it was her work!

However, it turned out that I had cheered too early. At the end of the day’s classes, Thorga informed me that she would not be able to walk me home, as her family would pick her up directly after to visit another dwarven household. She was in the same circumstances as me, her short red blond beard was to be shown off in search for a proper suitor. Dear diary, I was not sure who I pitied most. Poor Thorga or myself, as I had both annoyed teachers and classmates with my wit, being confident that a dwarven bodyguard would be at my disposal. Things were looking grim...

As the lessons ended, we were sent out to the schoolyard, where I tried to make a run for it, but it was to no avail. Thrainna Stonebrow, the dwarven opposite of Thorga, stood before me, blocking the way to the gates! And when there’s one, there are three: Her friends Pipka and Trixie were standing beside her. Our local chimera had found me! An odd chimera, as each of its heads was half a feet higher: a halfling one, a gnome one and a dwarven one.

As always, Pipka Quickwit took the lead. A vagrant halfling from the Slynt clan, she ruled the schoolyard like a queen bee. “Hey, why are you leaving so soon, book girl? Do you need to bring your father his booze?” I fumed, as her taunt had too much truth in it. And there was not much I could do about it, even in an honest fight I would have been bested. “I think he can wait a bit, why don't you hang around a bit with your friends.” “Well Pipka, as long as he does not drink at your mother’s place there’s not much harm in it!” I heard myself say, overstepping, and enraging the girl. ‘Spicing up a fizzing potion.’ my mother would have said, my dear diary, a small reminder of her clan roots.  “Oh, please, you ink-blooded weasel!” Pipka erupted, spitting at me both verbally and literally. “You could prance around in silks and perfume all you want, and you’d still look like a painted-up mushroom cap with legs. Do you really think anyone’s looking at you like that? Even the drunkest dwarf in the tavern would take one glance and choose his own hand instead. Face it—you’re not charming, you’re not alluring, you’re just there, like a wobbling little toad that won’t stop croaking.”  With that the third one, Trixie Rattlecog, a proud member of the Fizzlebang Clan (As such a thing is possible), joined in: “Yes you succubus! You think you can steal Peredrin from me!”. 

Dear diary, I was as confused as you are! Peredrin? Peredrin Varnabus Evergleam? For two weekends in a row I had spent my Freeday afternoon with this high-class gnome youngling. The two of us sitting separately at our own table, but always within sight of the families. Bored me to death, as he kept on rambling about his collection of clockworks and watches - not having a clue about their inner workings or magical components, what could have been interesting, no no, just about their value and their ornamentation of rare metals and gemstones. After some unsuccessful attempts to change the subject, I gave up and faked some mild interest, keeping up appearances. In his defense (or did this make him even worse?): He did not once try to peek inside my low-cut garment. Exactly what my parents were looking for: A young, well-educated gnome whose family see me as a ‘stabilizing influence’ and an asset to their intellectual lineage. ‘Stabilising influence’, dear diary, if only they knew of my nightly studies in wizardry!

“Peredrin can talk of nothing else about how nice you are! And how good this or that watch would look on you! And I see what you’re doing—batting those little beady eyes, fussing over your ridiculous curls, like some desperate tavern wench who thinks she can flirt her way out of being forgettable. Hate to break it to you, but no matter how much you prance and preen, you’ll always just be a squat little sideshow act.” Trixie was still rattling, this time she was really, really upset with me!

“And the only thing you stick your head in are books!” Then she  reached out and got hold of my schoolbook!  The moment I stepped forward to seize it back, Thrainna pushed me back, and despite I succeeded in keeping upright, hitting the wall was still painful. If only Thorga was here! But, dear diary, I had to face this threat alone. Not much hope for support, as we were in a quiet corner of the yard and mostly surrounded by great folk, who would look at us and consider it child's play! Look at those little gnomes playing together. Well look how nice that one makes confetti out of that schoolbook...

Miraculously help was under way in the most unexpected form! Jonathan, a halfling who I knew only because he delivered vegetables to our cooks every now and then, stepped in. He just walked up to them and proclaimed: “Maybe, um… maybe you should leave her alone?” I mean, pickin’ on people isn’t very nice. Chislev teaches that, uh, we should be kind to all livin’ things.” mThe three vixens were completely baffled at first, until they realized that this guy was no match for them. Trixie dropped my book and turned to face the newcomer and the other two girls followed her example, encircling the priest. “Aww, look, it’s the little farmer boy come to rescue the gnome!” Pipka sneered: “You gonna read us a bedtime story, too?” added Trixie snickering. Even Thrainna  managed to add a little insult: “Or are you just gonna trip over your own feet again?” Not very creative, as Jonathan was known for his peculiar way of walking. Meanwhile I had picked up the book and was considering my next move. Running would be wise, however I felt I could not leave my aegis to face this group alone. 

Turned out he was not alone! A strange deep ‘honk’ sounded followed by the sound of flapping wings. The giant goose that often was seen following the halfling around town, had taken off and was now diving in on us! Fortunately I was not her target, but Pipka was. At the last possible moment the bird changed course into a steep climb, missing us with its body, but hitting Pipka straight in the face with goose droppings. Oh sweet diary, such delicate droppings it were! It was like the great Roc had released itself on the spot!

Pipka's upper body and face were covered with manure! Friendly Thrainna started to wipe it away, only to be rewarded by the embarrassed and angry halfling with a handful in her face. The chimera fell apart as Trixie beat a hasty retreat, the other two heads of the monster following in her path. As I watched them leave and heard Jonathan stammering excuses to the girls, commands to the goose and prayers to goddess Chislev, I started laughing. First a modest giggle, then breaking up, bursting into an unbridled laughter.

Catching my breath I looked up to find the schoolyard mostly deserted. All of the small folk had gone,ran off to spread the incredible story of the goose that beat the chimera. Some humans and dwarves had remained not paying attention anymore to the aftermath of this battle. Turning round I searched for the two heroes, finding them in animated discussion, if a halfling and a goose could be. 

I walked over and introduced myself (to the halfling, not to the goose). The conversation that unfolded was as strange as the one Jonathan had before with the goose. As I tried to make clear that I was very grateful for saving me, he was apologising for the behaviour of Gertrude (the goose), his failure to bring peace, his ambition to become a priest of Chislev. Personally I was getting a bit annoyed by his failure to notice a not that bad looking gnome lady standing in front of him. Then an inkling came over me, dear diary, which I couldn't stop. Lying a finger on his mouth, I ended his preaching. Then, before he could react, I kissed him on the cheek. “Thank you, my priest and saviour” was what I whispered in his ear, followed by a hasty retreat, leaving him and the goose behind.

And that, my dear diary, was how a goose saved my day (and  I kissed a halfling in public!)

Prequel: “Freeday School Shenanigans: The Day Jonathan’s Goose Saved the Day (Finn's version)

 Prequel:  “Freeday School Shenanigans: The Day Jonathan’s Goose Saved the Day

Read Inez's version here...

Finn shifted on his cot, hands behind his head, smirking as he recalled the memory. “Ah, Roslynn, I should tell you the funniest story I’ve ever heard. Cracks me up everytime! The way Jonathan told it, with Inez rollin’ her eyes. And then the “true” version from Inez. Pure gold!”

So, this was back when Inez was still stuck in Freeday school, learning all about the gods and being, well… Inez. Always had her nose in a book, always asking too many questions, always carrying herself like she was just a little bit better than the rest of us—not in a mean way, just… Inez. Which, naturally, made her a prime target for the meaner kids.

There was this pack of girls—Inez called them the chimera, ‘cause they were like a three headed monster. Real nasty pieces of work, I think one was a second or third cousin of mine, always picking on the odd ones out. And Inez? Oh, she was prime pickings. Always reading, talked like she’d swallowed a dictionary. And let’s be honest—she had that particular brand of stubbornness that made her absolutely incapable of backing down. So, of course, the bullies took every chance to make her life miserable.

One fine morning, they cornered her in the courtyard after lessons. Started with the usual nonsense—calling her names, snatching her book, pushing her around just enough to remind her she was outnumbered.

And then, like the blessed fool he is, in stumbles Jonathan Wickham.

Now, Jonathan wasn’t even supposed to be there—he never took Freeday school too seriously. He only showed up when his parents forced him to, and even then, he’d usually sneak out early to tend his vegetable patch. But for whatever reason, he was there that day, and trailing right behind him was Gertrude.

Ah, Gertrude. His goose.

Not just any goose, mind you. This beast was the meanest, ugliest, most feral thing to ever waddle through Nook. White feathers all scruffy, a beak that looked like it had been carved from malice itself, and the attitude of a demon with a grudge. No one knew where Jonathan got her—probably wandered into his garden one day and refused to leave—but from that moment on, she was his shadow.

So there’s Inez, trying to fend off her tormentors with sheer stubbornness, when in comes Jonathan, all oblivious and well-meaning. He sees what’s happening and, in that big, soft heart of his, decides to intervene.

“Uh, hey now,” he says, all awkward-like, shifting from foot to foot. “Maybe, um… maybe you should leave her alone?”

The girls just laugh.

And Jonathan, bless him, tries again. “I mean, pickin’ on people isn’t very nice. Chislev teaches that, uh, we should be kind to all livin’ things.”

Now, that was the wrong move. Because these girls? They thrived on weakness. The moment they realized Jonathan was just as soft-hearted as Inez, they turned on him.

“Aww, look, it’s the little farmer boy come to rescue the gnome!” one of them sneered. “You gonna read us a bedtime story, too?”

Another one snickered. “Or are you just gonna trip over your own feet again?”

Now, normally, Jonathan would have tripped over his own feet—clumsy as he was, it was practically his signature move. But today? Today the universe had other plans.

If these girls thought they could pick a fight with Jonathan, and Gertrude—Jonathan’s monstrous, unpredictable, feathered companion—was going to let that slide...well they had the wrong idea.

Out steps that white demon beast, puffs out its chest and honked! Now, not just any honk. Oh no. This was the Honk of Doom.

Loud, shrill, vengeful.

And then, before anyone could react, Gertrude took flight. Straight at the lead bully. Now, I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a goose in attack mode, Roslynn, but it’s a sight to behold. Wings spread wide, beak open like she’s screamin’ war cries in her own foul language, feet kicking up dirt like she’s been summoned by the gods themselves. She didn’t just fly at that girl—she descended upon her like righteous fury incarnate.

And then, right as the bully shrieked and tried to duck—SPLAT.

A perfect, disgusting, vengeful pile of goose shit landed right on the girl’s head.

The courtyard went dead silent. Jonathan gasped. Inez gasped. The bullies gasped.

And then the girl screamed.

What followed was pandemonium. The other bullies scrambled away like rats abandoning a sinking ship, Gertrude flapped around like she was reveling in her victory, and Jonathan—completely horrified—started apologizing in a panicked mess of “Oh no, oh no, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean for that to happen, oh Chislev forgive me—” while simultaneously trying to catch his deranged bird.

And Inez?

She just stood there. Wide-eyed. Stunned. And then—because even she couldn’t fight it—she started to laugh. The bullies ran off, humiliated and covered in goose vengeance. Jonathan finally got Gertrude under control, still muttering frantic prayers to Chislev. And from that day forward, no one ever really messed with Inez again.

Because no one wanted to risk crossing The Goose of Doom.

Finn chuckled to himself, shaking his head. “And that, Roslynn, is the only time Jonathan Wickham ever won a fight. Completely by accident. With the help of an unhinged bird.”

Inez’s Tale: The Booklet and the Bargain

 Inez’s Tale: The Booklet and the Bargain

Read Finn's version here...

Dear diary,

Somehow I managed to get hold of a treasure! Let me tell you how.

With every year (‘Year’? Rephrase that into ‘day’, sweet diary!) my parents become more obsessed with i: finding me a ‘proper’ husband and ii: making sure I become/remain an acceptable candidate for such a husband. Where ‘proper’ here means: member of one of Nook’s core families or at least one in high esteem and wealth. That those clans are involved in all kinds of stuff that bite laws and morals (working in my father's practice has taught me more than school!) , is of secondary concern. Much much lower on the list of concerns are my wishes and  preferences. Oh dear diary, I despair of the idea of having to marry one of those overaged heirs of an  ancient clan or one of those bullying bounders!

To my surprise I was allowed schooling and even nowadays doctor Vexora Nibwhistle comes over once or twice a week to educate me. She was supposed to teach me practical stuff that would come useful in the solicitor’s practice, besides general knowledge and conversation, to assure that I would be a favorable talking partner for gnomish salons. 

Additionally my teacher of Gnomish etiquette, a dwarven gentleman by the name of Kragan Ironmantle (‘High keeper Ironmantle’) , would come over every Earthday morning. (Sometimes this frequency increased, as part of a punishment by my parents for once more not fitting to the image of a proper Gnomish lady). The High keeper and I would only agree on one thing, that there was not such a thing as Gnomish etiquette. In his eyes we, Gnomes, could at best try to imitate the high Dwarven culture. Despite my failings in etiquette of any kind, the old dwarf had a soft spot for me. I provided a grateful audience to his stories of Dwarven History and Nook’s past, and every now and then he let me attend gatherings in the dwarven halls in our city. “I’ve taught this young Gnomish lady enough of our old ways, that she could fool you into being a dwarf. Except for the beard of course! “ Well, dear diary, I must say when I was escorted by the high keeper, those dwarfs would treat me with respect and politely. In contrast with when they would visit my father’s practice!

Doctor Vexora was my favorite teacher though — strict and demanding, never just taking her fee but ensuring her students reached their full potential. It took quite a while for us to grow accustomed to each other. True trust was established as she found out that I am magically gifted and kept that between the two of us. Later on she shared the secret that she herself was gifted as well! During teaching sessions, when we had enough privacy, she would even tutor me on the first steps of wizardry. 

All in all homeschooling was one of the highlights of my youth. But what I liked best was shopping for delicacies! As I grew older, my task became selecting luxurious side dishes, to be served during visits of important customers. As my father took care of the stocking of drinks (Always taking care of quality by sampling) and my mother had to manage the practice (and my father), I had to hunt for special treats in shops and markets of Nook. Either my parents did not trust our staff for this, or they wanted me to get used to the role of housekeeper, or just to get me out of the house. With the added bonus that there was a chance I would meet a proper marriage-candidate... And to make sure that in that improbable event ‘nothing’ would actually happen, a chaperone was mandatory. Fortunately for my parents, Dame Velindra Tockwhistle was available for that task.

Dame Tockwhistle was born into a family far above our own, and my parents could hardly believe she was inclined to do this job. Though high born does not guarantee high income, and the dame became insolvent, traveling from Gnome settlement to settlement, hiding for creditors, staying at clanfolks. Our relationship was appalling, and the old hag guided me through Nook like I was Zibella "Trickfinger" Nocktonick, ready to make a run for it anytime! Shopping would be done as fast as possible, afterwards we would visit the ‘Gilded Kettle’ and have tea with one of her acquaintances. Worst case, that acquaintance brought in a marriable grandson that I needed to entertain (only in proper ways, of course, diary!). 

Things improved dramatically as I caught her coming out of our home’s wine cellar, hiding some bottles in her gown. From that moment I was in charge of what shops we would visit to buy which delicatesse. We agreed on continuing visiting the teahouse, but no grandsons would be invited. Additionally we would take turns: I would guard the door at the pawn shops as  Dame Zibella had her dealings there, she would do the same as I visited the bookstores, hunting for books on magic.

Today, we went to visit the farmers market. Every other week this gathering at the town square of Nook allows farmers and locals to sell their stuff. Which leads to a hodgepodge of offerings, varying strongly both in category as in quality.  This morning we were in luck, within the hour I managed to obtain a week’s ration of charcuterie and cheese. And for a bargain, leaving me with a budget for personal shopping. Dame Zibella was also in a good mood, having secured some old jewelry for a steal. And enough time for our own explorations, in search of money at the pawnbrokers, for me in search of anything that could support my inquiries into hermeticism.

Strolling the market I spotted a little corner stall, where a halfling instigator had set up his wares. Approaching he looked familiar in a way, but I could not quite remember from what occasion. “Ah, my lady, I see that the stall over there is one you probably will indulge in. Let me wait here for you, this one is more my taste” said Dame Zibella to me as we passed a booth where a, also dubious looking, gnome was trading clockworks and magical trinkets. As many gnomes of age she was enamored with that kind of thing. Diary, I never will understand why gnomes do fancy magical paraphernalia, but loathe wizards and the study of sorcery!

The halfling lad seemed to recognize me, which was odd and a bit flattery (No further comments, diary), and after I greeted him gracefully, I started browsing the assortment. There were lots of old books and baubles, a strange collection for a halfling commoner. As I had handled some papers regarding the passing away of an old half elf and the sale of his house, I laid the connection with this assortment. Reading the covers of books, enquiring after the supplier and origins, he and I got into a curious conversation. Then I spotted, almost felt, the presence of a little black book. Picking it up, the book seemed to whisper to me. Excitedly I asked:  “Where did you get this? Do you know what these symbols mean?” Naturally my salesman had no real answers, other than that he did not read himself and did not work for free. 

That’s when I remembered where I knew him from. He was the young halfling who advised me years ago after a clash with some bullies at the Free Library of Oghma. I asked him if we’ve met before, he shrewdly replied that I had to improve on my pick up lines (Ha ha, diary). So, I inquired about the price of the booklet and he named a rather high price for a trinket, but I desperately needed to buy this and had double the amount in my purse. 

Nevertheless a plan came into my head that I wanted to put this halfling boy to the test. With the saddest face my gnome countenance could come up with, I looked at him, lowered my eyes, kept squinting them until half a tear had formed in the corner of each eye, then looked him in the eyes (As my father would say, “With that sad look,  you could make a fire dragon weep hailstones”). “I’m afraid I don’t have that kind of money, dear sir.” In his defense I must say that he did not give in right away. And that unlike many halfling clients of my fathers, he did not suggest I pay in ‘another way’. But he did give in, dear diary, he did give in.

Handing him the amount we agreed on (about half of the first bid), I introduced myself formally. “I know who you are, gnome lady, like you said, we’ve met before.”, he responded, “That time your eyes were filled with tears as well. But you seem to smarten up rapidly now you’ve obtained your little book!”. Did he see me through? Not sure he did, sweet diary. He told me his name was Finn, a member of the Slynt clan (which I only knew personally from their shop, as the clan itself was quite infamous in Nook). Since I felt a bit sorry for deceiving him (he really passed the test!), and considering that cheating a Slynt-clan-member could have serious repercussions (but as Azuth is my witness, the first point was much more important to me!), I asked if there was any service I could provide (Yes diary, that was not a very proper proposition, I know.). Luckily he ignored this (qualified again!) stating that he “Did not trust the posh, as ‘a dragon will collect your gold, no matter its scales.’ But it’s not every day that you get charmed by a Song Dragon”. This left me blushing and an awkward silence fell for a moment.

 “So, this booklet, is it something important for you?” “Well, it might.” Then suddenly feeling a trust between the two of us I added, “Could be my way out of an arranged marriage to a posh gnome upper class spouse. Would mean leaving Nook as well.” Then he says, “Fine, if you ever leave, you take me with you. That’s part of the discount!”.

With that he had me blushing even more, sweet diary. I was ‘rescued’ by Dame Tockwhistle, who was apparently tired of waiting. Hearing her steps, I hid the booklet into my dress and hissed “I accept that arrangement, master Finn, now I’ve got to hurry!”. I was just in time to prevent my governess from seeing the booklet or take a good look at the shopkeeper, hurrying past her to another stall. As she joined me, walking arm in arm, she probed provocatively “My young lady, your interests in men seem to broaden these days?” But I was prepared, and replied wittingly with a little gnomish obscenity: “Well, better a pair of hairy feet in your bed than an empty one!” Which seemed to put her off for that moment.

And so I managed to secure a true wizard’s notebook, my dear diary! If this booklet is what I think it is, then leaving Nook might not just be a dream anymore...

Finn’s Tale: The Booklet and the Bargain

 Finn’s Tale: The Booklet and the Bargain

Read Inez's version here...

The prison’s airing yard stank of sweat and damp stone. Finn sat on a low ledge by the wall, rolling a splinter of wood between his fingers, eyes drifting over the yard. Then he saw them—two figures passing by. A young woman, sharp-eyed, walking with a stiff-backed older woman. The younger one moved like she owned the ground she stepped on, the older one like she was there to make sure no one forgot their place.

Finn smirked.

He shifted slightly, and a soft rustling came from his coat pocket. Roslynn, his ever-loyal cellmate, poked her twitching nose out. Her beady black eyes gleamed up at him. “Would’ve liked her,” Finn murmured. “A lot of people didn’t, but you? You would’ve seen the charm.”

Roslynn wriggled her whiskers.

Finn let his head fall back against the cold stone wall. His fingers absentmindedly brushed over the rat’s fur as he let himself sink into the memory. “It started with an old half-elf,” Finn muttered, voice low. “Quiet type. Lived alone. Then one day, he just… didn’t anymore.” No real family, just some distant relations who wanted his house gone as quickly as possible. Finn had overheard the deal being struck—cheap sale, no interest in what was left inside. It was practically an invitation.

He’d slipped in one night, took his time picking through the place. The best pieces—some furniture, a few old baubles—he passed along to the Slynt family. The kind of goods that could move quick and clean. That left him with the odds and ends. Antiques, dusty books, old scraps of parchment filled with scribbles. No immediate buyers for that kind of junk, so he packed it up and set himself a little corner in the farmers’ market, hoping to turn them into coin.

And that’s when she found him.

She had changed since the last time he’d seen her. The girl he remembered was scrawny, tear-streaked, and furious, standing outside the Free Library after a mixed group of school girls had made her life hell. He’d told her the hard truth, back then: Hide, fight back, or pay someone bigger to fight for you.

Now here she was, years later, standing at his stall, confident and composed.

And, to Finn’s mild surprise, beautiful.

Naturally, he kept his cool.

She moved through his wares with a careful, almost knowing touch. Then she stopped. Her fingers brushed over a small black booklet. She picked it up slowly, as if something about it whispered to her.

‘Where did you get this?’ she asked, voice quiet but urgent. ‘Do you know what these symbols mean?’ Finn had no idea, but he wasn’t about to say that. He shrugged, leaning lazily against the stall.

‘I don’t work for free, lady.’

She studied him. Then, out of nowhere, she sighed—a delicate, forlorn little sound.

‘I’m afraid I don’t have that kind of money, dear sir.’

Finn felt something twist in his chest. He swallowed, resisting the urge to scratch the back of his neck.

Was this… flirting? It felt like flirting. Or maybe just a posh-girl trick. Either way, he wasn’t about to look like a fool in front of her. He crossed his arms, keeping his expression unreadable. ‘Price is fair,’ he said. ‘Rare book, that one.’ She held his gaze. Her lips parted slightly. Finn felt… something. Something he wasn’t prepared for.

And then—then, just for a flicker of a moment, she looked almost pleased with herself.

Finn’s stomach did something strange.

He had no idea what game they were playing, but he sure as hell wasn’t about to be the one to back down first. They haggled. He postured. He acted like he knew exactly what was happening, when in reality, he was just trying to keep his wits about him because she was entirely too pretty and entirely too self-assured.

By the end of it, she still managed to get the damn book for half of what he’d originally asked.

As he handed it over, she gave him a polite little nod. ‘Inez Systemix,’ she said, formal as anything.

Finn raised a brow. ‘I know who you are, gnome lady. Like you said, we’ve met before. Last time your eyes were filled with tears, too. But you seem to smarten up rapidly now that you’ve got your little book.’

Something flickered across her face—something unreadable.

Finn, of course, assumed he had just delivered a particularly smooth line.

‘So, this booklet—important to you, is it?’

She hesitated. Then, softer, more thoughtful, she said, ‘Could be my way out of an arranged marriage to a posh gnome upper-class spouse. Would mean leaving Nook as well.’ Finn had no idea why he said what he said next. Maybe it was bravado. Maybe it was instinct. Maybe it was just the fact that she was beautiful, and he didn’t want to look like some useless market peddler in front of her.

‘Fine,’ he said, grinning. ‘If you ever leave, you take me with you. That’s part of the discount.’

She went red.

Finn had no idea why that pleased him, but it did.

Then her chaperone’s footsteps thundered toward them, and she panicked. She shoved the book into her dress, hissed, ‘I accept that arrangement, master Finn, now I’ve got to hurry!’ and bolted.

Her keeper barely had time to turn before Inez had vanished into the crowd.

Finn had stood there for a moment, blinking.

Then, slowly, he’d grinned.

Finn exhaled, shaking himself back to the present.

Roslynn twitched her whiskers, curling tighter into his coat.

You ever wonder,” he muttered, voice just for her, “if there’s people out there who change the course of your life without even knowing it?”

The rat, naturally, didn’t answer.

Finn smirked to himself, brushing a finger lightly over her fur.

“Yeah,” he murmured. “Me neither.”

Second session: Finn's comments

Session 2: Leaving Nook

The old halfling shuffled around his little cell, his bare feet quiet against the cold stone. Stopping by the tiny window, he tilted his head up, squinting at the full moon hanging fat and bright behind the iron bars. “Mockin’ me again, are ya?” he muttered with a wry smirk. “All free and floatin’ up there while I’m stuck down here. Typical.”

With a soft sigh, he wandered back to his creaky bunk and flopped down, staring at the ceiling for a moment before a familiar scurrying sound drew his attention. A little rat climbed onto his chest, its beady eyes twinkling in the dim light. “No treat tonight, Roslynn,” he said with a chuckle, scratching the creature’s head. “But I’ll tell ya what. I’ll give you a story. Did I ever tell you about the first time I left Nook?”

The rat twitched her nose, settling in as Finn began, his voice colored with nostalgia and just a touch of regret.

“I should’ve known better than to hook up with those two fools. But the itch to leave Nook was too strong, and once I’d said my goodbyes to Willa and Kip, there was no turnin’ back. So there I was, standin’ in the middle of the night outside the cockfight arena, waitin’ on Jonathan and Inez. They’d made plans, you see. Grand plans. But me? I was feelin’ like a real ripe fool when nobody showed up. Must’ve been standin’ there an hour before I finally decided to pack it in and head home.

“But just as I was about to leave, I spotted somethin’—or someone—slumped in an alley nearby. Inez. Fancy travelin’ clothes covered in dirt, tear tracks still fresh on her face. She looked small, curled up like that, clutchin’ her bag like it was all she had left in the world. ‘What in the blazes…’ I muttered, walkin’ over. I shook her shoulder, called her name, but she didn’t wake up. At first, I thought she was sleepin’. Then I thought—poisoned? Cursed? Dead?” He gave a little shiver. “My stomach was doin’ flips, Roslynn. So, what’d I do? Poured water all over her face, naturally.”

He chuckled at the memory. “She woke up splutterin’ and flailin’ like a fish outta water. I just smirked at her. ‘Finally. Thought I’d have to drag you outta here like a sack of spuds.’ She glared at me, all sputterin’ protests, but I told her plain as day: ‘What were you thinkin’? Sleepin’ out here in the muck, all painted up like a fancy doll? You’re lucky I found you before someone else did.’ I hauled her to her feet, mutterin’, ‘C’mon, let’s find Jonathan before this night gets any worse.’ But, oh, Roslynn, it did get worse.”

He rubbed his face, sighing. “We went to the Wickham cottage—Jonathan’s place. Dark as a tomb, of course. So I knocked. His da answered, mad as all hell for bein’ woken up, and wouldn’t even let us see Jonathan. Inez wanted me to break in. Break in! Into a house full of people. That’s askin’ for a knock on the noggin’, I told her. But before I could talk sense into her, Jonathan’s granddad shows up. Old man in his robes, spoutin’ off about moon rituals and glowin’ rocks. Inez was eatin’ it up like a halfling who missed second breakfast. Me? I just wanted to get Jonathan and get outta there. When the old coot started openin’ his robes to show Inez his ‘glowin’ stones,’ I grabbed her and hightailed it.”

He paused, shaking his head. “We tried knockin’ again, and this time the whole family spilled out—kids everywhere, Roslynn. More than Old Grint’s orphanage! Jonathan finally showed up, arguin’ with his da about leavin’. His da said he could leave, but didn’t even wanna give him his travel pack. Pure spite, that was, showing a halfling the door without his lunch! Meanwhile, Inez decided to impress the Wickham kids by conjurin’ a glowin’ piglet in her hands. Not sure what that was supposed to accomplish, but the kids loved it.”

Finn chuckled again, the sound low and gravelly. “And just when I thought we could finally leave, we heard someone callin’ for Inez. Her parents had sent people lookin’ for her! We had to scram, but Jonathan didn’t have his rations. So we raided the Wickham veggie patch. I grabbed some carrots—good, solid food. But those two posh fools? They went for courgettes! Each managed to grab one before we had to run.”

He grinned. “Then we heard someone callin’ for Inez. Turns out her parents had sent people lookin’ for her. We had to scram fast, but Jonathan didn’t have his rations, so we raided the Wickham veggie patch. Now, I grabbed carrots—good, solid food—but those two posh fools went for courgettes. Courgettes, Roslynn! And they only managed to grab one each before we had to run.”

Finn sighed and leaned back against the cold wall. “We got outta Nook, and I had to lend Inez my hat and coat so she wouldn’t stick out like a sore thumb. But once we were clear, Jonathan started whinin’ about bein’ hungry. Typical halfling. Inez pulled out these fancy rations wrapped in green-and-white cloth with a bird logo. The smell of those muffins, Roslynn, I’ll never forget it. Thought I could resist, but my own rations suddenly seemed like garbage next to that heavenly scent.”

He paused, a wistful smile on his face. “The road wasn’t any easier. Inez was wearin’ heeled boots, for cryin’ out loud, and Jonathan was useless. We made camp that night, and those two wanted me to make courgette cookies for dinner. Courgette cookies! Of course, they were half-burnt, half-raw, but at least my stew turned out decent. Inez pulled out wine and a tent fit for a princess. Book girl might be posh, but she’s got taste.”

“The next morning, we set off again. By midday, we found the moonstone field Jonathan’s mad granddad had gone on about. The glowin’ stone was there, just as he said. But then we spotted somethin’—an owlbear chick. Now, Roslynn, let me tell ya somethin’. You don’t pick up fluffy critters in the wild. Their mama’s always nearby, and she’ll take your hand clean off if you’re not careful. Did Inez listen? Of course not. She picked up that chick like it was a kitten.”

Finn sighed dramatically. “And wouldn’t ya know it? Mama showed up. She rushed Inez, nearly took her face off. Jonathan—bless his bumblin’ soul—tried talkin’ to the owlbear. I’ll let you guess how that went. I took matters into my own hands and shanked the beast. Owlbear jerky’s some of the best, after all. But then the other two insisted on takin’ the chick with us. I told them chick-on-a-stick made a fine dinner idea. Inez didn’t take kindly to that.”

The old halfling scratched the rat’s head, his tone turning darker. “We pressed on, chasin’ this nonsense about moonstones. Found another field, then another—this one lined with black stone pillars. Ominous as all hell. Still no moonstones. And then—Jonathan, bless his idiot soul—fell down a hill and rolled straight into a massive spiderweb. Giant spiders, Roslynn. Big enough to eat a halfling in one bite.

“Inez—genius that she is—lit a torch to help. But she set the whole forest on fire! Flames every which way, spiders crawlin’ out to eat us, Jonathan stuck in the webs like a fly. I tried cuttin’ him loose, but the webs were tougher than steel. So I grabbed Inez’s torch and burned him free. Then we ran. Ran like the Nine Hells were nippin’ at our heels.”

He leaned back, letting out a long breath. “We didn’t stop until we found another field, exhausted and singed. Made camp there and slept like the dead. And that, Roslynn,” he said, scratching her under the chin, “was just the beginnin’. But I’ll save the rest for another night. Can’t give away all my tales at once, can I?”

Finn smirked, closing his eyes as the rat scurried up to perch on his shoulder. “Plenty more where that came from, love. Just you wait.”

Second session: Inez's diary

Session 2: Leaving Nook

(Also see: Second session: Finn's comments )

 My dear diary, a long day was awaiting me!

The day started abruptly, when I was woken by a splash of water in my face! Despite lying in the litter, somehow folded between some barrels, I had been deeply asleep. Of course it was Finn who was responsible for this rude morning greeting! And despite him rattling on annoyingly about me being so stupid to snooze at a dangerous place like that and what an ignorant spoiled brat I was, I was so glad to see him, I just smiled. “Where's Jonathan?” I asked him, trying to set his mind on a different track. “Wasn't he supposed to join us?”

So we headed out to Jonathan’s place, Fin leading me through the Halfling quarter of Nook, a part of town which I had not visited before.  Even in the early twilight I was amazed how this slice of the city differed from the Nook I knew. Fin led us to a shambly shack, with a well nourished vegetable garden up front (For a moment, dear diary, I thought Finn had arranged for rides, spoiled brat was too close to the bone..). “Here he lives,” whispered Fin, “and from the sounds I hear, he’s not awake yet.”

Standing in front of the house, we consulted in a whispering tone, finally deciding on knocking on the shutter where we presumed Jonathan would be lying inside. At first, there was no response, but after a third or fourth attempt, we could hear stumbling inside, the curious rhythm of someone walking with a stick. The shutter was opened for a bit, and the face of an old halfling appeared, asking us what was our business. This turned out to be Jonathan’s father, who was not very delighted with us visiting his son at this time of day. Our efforts to convince him failed miserably, both at the window and when he opened up the door to address us. Neither my skills in etiquette (well practiced the past period in my days spent grounded at home) nor in seduction (Please don’t go there, dear diary) were sufficient to persuade the aged farmer. As my father would have said: “They speak of stubborn dwarfs and blunt ogres, but it’s easier to reason with a dragon than with a halfling!”

Finn argued that knocking on the door another time was not wise, rolling his eyes when I suggested the staff entrance. Don't think I managed to convince him that I just had meant going around the house to check for other options, but still, that's what we decided to do. The backside of the building offered no options to enter it or contact Jonathan. However a strange even older halfling approached us, asking what we were doing in this part of town at this time of day. Once more I attempted to impress using the best of Gnomish etiquette I had acquired (Resulting in Finn stepping away grinnicking. Well I would show him!) And with result! After informing him that we were looking for a priest he started elaborating that it was indeed a perfect time for gathering moonstones, that he had done so himself many times many years ago. As I listened politely to this mixture of galimatias and directions, he offered me his map of the road to moonstone fields and to Magki (Something I probably could prove my worth with to my companions), which I accepted kindly. His next offer, to show off his moonstones, uttered with a lewd smile, I refused disgustedly. As my mother would have said: “They speak of salacious dwarfs and lewd humans, but it’s the halflings that a gnome should worry about!”

At the corner of the road I found Finn sitting nibbling a piece of cheese, a mocking grin on his face: “So I see you have acquainted yourself with Jonathan's grandfather.  How did that work out for you?” “Well, you say you're a thief, why don’t you crack open that shutter?” I countered, “How hard could that possibly be?” Finn was obviously not very enthusiastic about this task, reluctantly standing up and moving again to the house. From his jacket he produced a shady looking tool and placed it between shutter and wall. For one moment I thought that this could work out, when a loud squeaking noise indicated that he had failed in opening the panel and succeeded in waking up everyone inside. Not only the cadenced steps of the father, but the voices and steps of several children sounded through the night. With a bang the door opened, and a group of halfling children ran out towards me. “Are we gonna play? Will you play with us and the pigs?”. The kids started pulling at my tunic, and Finn being Finn decided that discretion is the better part of valour, leaving me to deal with this alone. More and more kids ran out of the house, and I needed a ruse fast! Somehow I managed to find the idea and the rest to kneel down and cast cantrip, conjuring a glowing moving pig kept in the palms of my hand. The children looked in awe and gathered around me. “Finn, get in there and get Jonathan out!” I screamed to noone, but out of nowhere the halfling rogue appeared and entered the house, shaking his head. 

Invisible to me, inside Jonathan and his father were having a terrible argument over Jonathan leaving. Not that the old man had trouble with his eldest son taking off, but he had serious objections with Jonathan taking his backpack with him. Their quarrel was audible outside and possibly for the whole of Nook, and things did not improve when Finn entered the fray. My spell however was dowsing and with my last seconds of control I sent the projected pigs running into the house, pursued by the youngsters. After saying thanks to Azuth (this must count as the first effectual spell I ever conjured!) and a few moments to regain some energy, I followed them in. Inside I found the place not only filled by Finn, Jonathan, his father and the kids, but a small gathering of halflings! There had been more people sleeping together in one room, than there would be in our staff quarters during a Great Gathering of Gnomes!   

At the table in the far corner, Jonathan nor Finn did manage to convince the father to allow for taking the backpack. Neither did Finn succeed in snitching the backpack away. I walked over, trying not to step on bunks, pottery or halfling children. However my gnomish etiquette nor charm had any effect on the father (These Wickham fellows were of a different breed of halfling than these Slynts!), leaving the three of us looking at each other in despair. Then Jonathan slammed his fist on the table, and walked away from us and his father. Though his steps were firm and calm, his expression was not, eyes burning like a red dragon! Never seen him like that before, and that was probably also the case for his family members, as all of them stepped aside as he paraded out the cottage. 

Finn and I followed him outside. As Jonathan calmed down a bit, we discussed if the backpack was essential for our trip. “All my food is in the pack, the really important stuff I carry in my robe. “ said the still trembling Jonathan, “But there’s one more essential thing I ‘ve got to do.” With that he walked over to his mother standing  by the well. The resemblance with my own departures was all too evident, and I started shedding a little tear. Walking back to us past the vegetable garden, Jonathan said his blessing, then he abruptly kneeled down and started pulling on some greens, hissing “We need food before we can run!” When I tried to follow his example, I managed to pull out a courgette from the ground.  Only to be rewarded by another rebuke of Finns: “When the two of you are done with harvesting crops, we can prepare a nice meal for the goons that are coming over!” “So stop playing with these courgettes now!!” Indeed a carriage could be seen in the distance and cries could be heard, clearly stating my name.My father had sent out a search party! “We need to go, and we need to go now!” I hissed at both the halflings.

The snoring of ponies and “clomp clomp’ of horseshoes was nearing and I tried to make it clear we had to move! At that moment Finn started unbuttoning his jacket (What is it with these halfling men, dear diary?). He took it off and draped it over my shoulders:“Wear this, and this too!”, placing his hat on my head, “from a distance you now look like a halfling!” (Once more he did well, valid point, diary!). The two halflings then discussed a route to take us out of Nook. Though Finn was pointing in a different direction, I felt the back alley Jonathan suggested was the safer choice. And rightly so, as we managed to leave the city without encountering the search party or other unpleasantness.

At a certain, hopefully safe, distance from the last city dwellings, ironically halfling burrows. Nothing like the shed of Jonathan’s family, these were the residences of the well to do halflings, some of them customers of fathers practice. We paused for a while after passing these last settlements. Acknowledging appreciation and gratitude (Showing off my gnome etiquette once more!)  I gave back the jacket and hat to Finn. We were now standing at a fork in the road, and had to decide which branch to take. We matched the map I had received of the grandfather (Indeed making  an impression on the two companions, dear diary!) with the knowledge and sense of direction of the two halflings. We decided to choose the northern more trodden path.

Contemplating our own thoughts (Mine and those of Jonathan probably aligned, thinking about the parting with our families, Finn’s thoughts a mystery to me, probably for the best), we walked on silently for quite some time. The sun rose above the hills as we walked the road, occasionally meeting forthcoming travelers and carts. Then all deep deliberations were interrupted by a loud, deep rumble from Jonathan’s belly. “I need to have a meal and have it right now! By now we've skipped at least four courses of a normal halfling day, not including additional tidbits”, the owner of the belly declared, sitting down and refusing to walk on. Appropriately I had packed some rations before leaving my parents house, about ten lunch packages of the Trans Gnomish Pony express (As my father would suffer travel sickness he never ate them en route, but having paid for them always brought them home.). So I offered both my travel companions a green white package, with the company's parrot logo on top. Finn refused, preferring his own stack of cheese, Jonathan seized it from my hand, unwrapping it swiftly, unpacking the contents even faster, and had eaten the muffins before I had time to untie my own bow tied package! Smelling and seeing the muffins, Finn was now obviously regretting his choice. (Never decline the gifts of this spoiled brat, halfling!)

After satisfying, well at least partly and temporarily, Jonathan's yearnings, Finn pressed us on to continue walking to, in his words,  ‘gain a snug gap from that rubbish pile called Nook’. Though my feet were by now killing me and I had to listen to Jonathan prayers, pleading with his god for returning to the natural daily dining schedule of halflings, we managed to march on for some time, reaching an open field bordered by trees. There Jonathan lied down, letting out that this was the end of the road for today (And, dear diary, I was very pleased with myself, not being the first one to give in! I sat down next to Jonathan, while Finn lamented about us being the saddest and slowest company he ever traveled with, “like watching a praying sloth racing a turtle on high heels l!” Ridiculing my high heeled boots, like these were not designed by the “The Acorn Atelier" for the wayfaring modern gnome lady, dear diary!!).  As I sat down on a tree stump, somehow managing to pull out my feet from my boots without giving Finn a hint of the pain involved. “Well, what are we having for dinner then? Would you be so kind as to show off the cooking skills you were bragging about and prepare me some courgette cookies, please, Finn? Would be so nice to eat something I plucked myself! It appeared that I had said something wrong again, but both Finn and Jonatan started working. Pans appeared out of Finn’s backpack, Jonathan compiled some dry branches and started making a fire, as I sat waiting for my diner. And miraculously, minutes later a dinner was served: a strange looking goo that Finn called stew and a charred slice, presented by our cook as ‘the cookie’. As a well cultivated gnome I took a bite, only to experience the worst tasting of my life! Dear diary, I was saved by my mothers good heart, she had donated me a bag with ‘déjeuner sur l'herbe essentials’ when we met for the last time at the staff door. Inside was a wooden canister containing a small flask of “Moonberry Mead”, a wine just made to wash away bad taste. (Diary, diary, both halflings were now watching me in marvel, and I picked up sentences like ‘princess of Nook’ from their careless whispers.). Though the stew was not something our cook at home  would have approved of, it tasted quite well and I complimented both cook and assistant! (Hopefully regaining some affinity with my halfing friends, diary?)

Voting led to the majority decision to not travel further that day (Two to one, I think you can come up with the names, dear diary). We decided to set up tents just inside the wood, a bit out of sight. Out of my backpack I pulled out the good old ‘Tinker's Trail Gear’ tent, not seen since my scouting days had ended, when I reached an age that entailed that sleeping outside was no longer considered proper for a lady gnome. Setting it up smoothly, then securing the tent with its dragon headed pens in a twinkle, I finally impressed the halfling boys, my sweet diary! While sitting in front of the little hut , I watched Finn setting up his tent, an old stained one in drab colors, not like my ‘moonlit black’ example, decorated with Elven silver reflection patterning.  

Poor Jonathan though had to cope with moss and twigs to produce himself a sleeping place, as his tent was left at home in the backpack! As he was dribbling around, I heard him announce that his God Chislev had messaged him that rain would be coming soon. “So nice of a god of nature to warn his priests for cloudbursts and storms!”, Finn replied. “Unfortunately, my tent can barely contain one halfling, let alone two.” I saw where this was going, diary, and decided to call the bluff: “You can sleep in my tent Jonathan, we will be taking turns standing guard anyway, so during my watch my tent is available.” Resulting in Jonathan’s gratitude and Finn’s disbelief. (Sharing a tent with a halfling man, spending the night with two of them in the wilderness, if any gnomes would know, I will spend the rest of my days in a Townswomen's Guild!) 

So that’s where this first day ends, my dear diary. Tomorrow we’ll continue our journey!

-- Day 2 --

My dear diary,

Like the day before yesterday I ended up the day with two red eyes, though this time not caused by crying my heart out. Let me enlighten you,

The day started out fine. Sitting guard during the night took each of us a portion of sleep, but I’m used to a night broken up in little and light catnaps. Poor Jonathan had had a bad night, blaming this on the idol hanging inside my tent (I know you don’t like her either, my dear diary). So after breakfast (A Trans Gnomish Pony express lunch package each) I had to tell them the story of Granny Thistle. How this old gnome hag was my father's most ominous customer. And how after a heavy fall out between the two, she gave me this idol in the hallway of the office. How I promised to take care of it until she would come to pick it up again. And how it would pop up in my sleep, guiding nightmarish creatures into my dreams. Finn suggested burying it right here and there, but I would not have it; a promise is a promise is a commitment (Yes I know, diary, I sounded like my father!). 

After some coffee (Don’t know if  I will ever get used to the standard for cuisine of our expedition?) we continued our journey to Magki. To me the landscapes and roads looked all the same, and the day and journey felt miserably long. Somehow the halflings did not seem to mind missing out on meals any more, walking on solemnly. I was hoping they would stop for a ‘third, fourth or tenth lunch snack’ or any other halfing snack moment, as my feet were hurting. Then at some, to me not looking any different than any of the grasslands we had passed,  point Jonathan started hopping and cheering: “This is where the moonstones are, this is how grandfather described it time after time to us children!” Finn and I looked at eachother, having met and talked to the old man did not give us much confidence in this. “No no no, follow me, there’s the field, there’ll be stones there!” We followed the priest into the field and surprisingly, found a large dark glass stone surrounded by three smaller shinier ones!

As we approached the stones carefully, we heard chirping sounds that seemed to come from one of the shiny rocks. As Finn was heading for the large big diamond-like stone, Jonathan and I examined the surroundings of the first little shiny rock, only to find a little baby bird. Seeing its cute snout and hearing its mesmeric cries, I just had to pick it up!  Yet as I was caring for the little critter, sounds of breaking branches alarmed us. Before I knew what happened, a creature flew in from the woods and hit me in the face! As I dropped down in pain, a small owl bear landed near us. (Dear diary, up till then I thought these creatures as imaginary, at best mythical, but here it was!). Jonathan stepped between me and the owl bear, protecting me (No no, diary, let’s not go there!) and attempting to calm it with the help of a charm of Chislev. And once more his magic skills startled me, as the creature changed into a friendly posture. (Diary, this did really happen, I watched it with my own eyes, well rather one eye, the other one blinded by the attack.). For less than a second a quietness lay over the field, priest and creature captured in ensorcelled exchange.

The magical moment ended abruptly and brusk! With a roar Finn jumped on top of the owl bear, striking it with a fortuitous strike of his knife. This killed the beast instantly and  splashing this beauty with blood! A spray of blood landed straight in my second eye, leaving me blind and sobbing on the ground. After a while I came to my senses and started cleaning my eyes from the fragments of feathers (eye number one) and blood (eye number two). Getting back up I found Finn and Jonathan in a staring contest, the bloodied body of the creature between them. As this felt like a fundamental impingement, I stepped in, seducing both rogue and priest with tear filled eyes. then pulling Jonathan with me: “Come, help me, we have to find the other babies!”. Together we found three of them, and I managed to give them a place in one of the many hidden pouches of my backpack. Jonathan then showed me how to feed them, collecting maggots under stones. (Dear diary, finding maggots will never be my favorite task, but it’s a lot better than removing the gross spiders that bullies at school would place in my hair!). While we were taking care of the babies, Finn had attached the body of the mother creature to his backpack. In hindsight it was much smaller than it appeared to me during the ‘fight’, and certainly had not the size as in the fairy tales! 

Taking care of the babies had made Jonathan lose his temper and I gathered the two of them: “Listen, we have the instructions your grandfather gave memorized. There’s a field of moonstones here, now we have to find the other two! Finn, you take the lead.” With that we climbed the track further on, leading us to another field, filled with stones as if they were an army on parade. “Good, but where’s field number three?” Looking around we found the forest edge leading to another footpath, this time leading down, quite sharp. Advancing Jonathan took a tumble and disappeared in the shrubbery.  Finn and I pursued, shouting his name. “Over here!" “ Careful, I’m stuck in a spider's web. There must be really big spiders living here!” Hearing this, Finn took off in the direction of Jonathan's voice. I tried to follow as best as I could, cursing the priest and his obsessions with spiders. Although there were really noises coming from our surroundings that sounded far from reassuring.

Nearing the web I could hear Jonathan and Finn frantically arguing over how to cut the prisoner loose. “What would really help is some light!” , I thought. Igniting a torch I tried to light up the scene. Now I could see that the two halflings were not making a lot of progress. Turning toward the source of the creepy sounds advancing on us, the light seems to reveal big hairy legs, pushing aside branches with ease. I hurried myself towards the two halflings, away from what was coming!

Meanwhile the flames of the torch licked at leaves and twigs. With every turn and step I set another piece of wood on fire! Jonathan, still stuck in the web, became frenzied at the sight and smell of the advancing fire, cutting himself loose, propelling Finn and himself down the descending path. Panicking just a little, I chased them, tumbling and rolling down the steep pass. Finally landing next to where the halflings were now standing. My torch was picked up, extinguished and handed back to me by Finn: “Here you are, my princess, please do not use your elven wand again when in the woods”. My riposte that by making a firewall between us and the giant spiders, I had saved the day did not impress the halflings much. Jonathan’s remark that all in all we did find the third field, did however, and we faced another field filled with stones positioned as a company of guardsmen.

As by now the sun was setting and we wanted to be fully prepared for the full moon to gather moonstones, an agreement was reached to first set up camp and rest a bit. 

So dear diary, here I’m sitting in front of my tent looking over the fourth field. Well looking is not entirely correct, as both my eyes are painful and swollen. “You look like a bulb eyed goldfish, princess”  Finn told me, as he handed over a cup of water. “Try to clean your eyes with this, perhaps that will help you.” (Oh diary, this halfing has such a talent to concurrently charm and anoy me!). A while later, as I just fed the three chicks, I noticed that the three of them look so similar to us: One is an elegant albino, the other two are clumsy, cross eyed nestlings. But I decided to keep that thought to myself.

So dear diary, two red eyes, but still no tears today. Let’s hope our moonstone gathering won't bring any...